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Did you see that Phelps Victory in the 100m Butterfly?

Hey folks, Harry here... did you see that fucking race? OH MY GOD! I'm an Olympics Junkie. I stay up all night watching crazy events. Archery, Skeet shoot, weightlifting, judo, fencing, round robin baseball, softball and on and on and on. But like most crazed Americans - this fucking Phelps thing has got me.

I can't believe that race. For the past several days NBC and the world seems to be conspiring to convince us that Phelps is some sort of SUPERMAN. Yesterday, they did this crazy scan of Phelps where they showed us his "superhuman measurements" and how much more blood his heart pumps than us mere mortals. Other swimmers have been calling him a space alien - a future man - and the hyperbole... well it's catching. I get so caught up in it.

Flash to just a bit ago. The race. It really came to two men. Michael "Superman" Phelps... and Milorad "Luthor" Cavic. I'm telling you. Right now. Cavic has got to be transformed into Lex Luthor - he'll be inventing crazy devices to humiliate and destroy Phelps.

The race was unbelievable. Phelps lost the race for all but a centimeter of the pool. Cavic was killing Phelps' dream - and as I watched - I was typing to a friend, PHELPS LOST and right as I went to hit ENTER - he won. In a keystroke he changed his fate. The visual looked like Cavic was 4 inches from winning - and Phelps was a foot and a half away - and he made the difference. He won by 1 one hundredths of a second. The narrowest possible margin of victory. And it doesn't make visual sense.

I don't care how many times NBC replays it, it seems Cavic won. Phelps' touch is obscured by SPLASH - and they say he won by a fingernail and folks... Folks - it's unfuckingbelievable.

The whole race made me believe the dream was just a dream, but the race was reality and the reality was... PHELPS DID IT! It's like he just doesn't know how to lose - it was unreal. Absolutely unreal. I can't believe it actually happened. WOW.

What'd you folks think?

Way to go PHELPS! Very Cool. And there's not a chance in hell that I'll miss the relay tomorrow!

If I was UNIVERSAL - I'd sign Phelps to play Sub-Mariner and give him 3 years of the best acting classes available to become the character. He is a man from Atlantis.

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Awesome race
by JMotts
Aug 15th, 2008
09:48:31 PM
Total Waste Of Money, They Are.
by georges garvaren
Aug 15th, 2008
09:49:11 PM
And in another Universe, AICN covered sport
by Justafan_uk
Aug 15th, 2008
09:49:16 PM
I call bullshit
by Sanuro
Aug 15th, 2008
09:49:20 PM
Phelps should....
by vanchimera
Aug 15th, 2008
09:51:05 PM
Yes, very cool, but did you see those shots of...
by FlickaPoo
Aug 15th, 2008
09:51:19 PM
Ain't it Cool News
by PirateEmery
Aug 15th, 2008
09:52:57 PM
What?
by roit
Aug 15th, 2008
09:53:17 PM
Don't know why I have to take a glorious Olympic...
by FlickaPoo
Aug 15th, 2008
09:53:17 PM
What about the embargo on the Olympics?
by PirateEmery
Aug 15th, 2008
09:54:16 PM
Phelps is most powerful thing on water...
by KnightShift
Aug 15th, 2008
09:54:27 PM
It was the 100 FLY not the 200 BUTTERFLY!
by Err
Aug 15th, 2008
09:57:07 PM
Nah, his mom's reaction was legit
by KnightShift
Aug 15th, 2008
09:57:08 PM
7th to 1st
by jesserandgd
Aug 15th, 2008
09:58:20 PM
That's why you should never stop stroking.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug 15th, 2008
09:59:40 PM
Phelps's sisters are hot
by Garbageman33
Aug 15th, 2008
09:59:51 PM
Serbia's protesting...
by all
Aug 15th, 2008
10:00:24 PM
great race
by bigbadbua
Aug 15th, 2008
10:02:02 PM
yay...Phelps talk on AICN
by XoanonTORN
Aug 15th, 2008
10:02:44 PM
Who even likes the Olympics?
by 2sdaychicken
Aug 15th, 2008
10:04:25 PM
Spoiler alert??
by righteous_faustus
Aug 15th, 2008
10:07:47 PM
Ain't it Pool News
by Vim Fuego
Aug 15th, 2008
10:08:21 PM
Probably the weirdest TB i've ever posted in
by PotSmokinAlien
Aug 15th, 2008
10:10:34 PM
A sports article? Really?
by StarWarsRedux
Aug 15th, 2008
10:15:09 PM
Scriptgirl's Tits
by Loosejerk
Aug 15th, 2008
10:15:37 PM
His hands magically appeared at the finish line!
by Orionsangels
Aug 15th, 2008
10:15:47 PM
Anyone have the clip? Have they showed it on the westcoast yet?
by iamnicksaicnsn
Aug 15th, 2008
10:16:01 PM
Here is the vid
by XoanonTORN
Aug 15th, 2008
10:17:25 PM
His mother
by Tina_Turner_Had_It_Coming
Aug 15th, 2008
10:18:44 PM
This is AICN elsewhere!
by Aeghast
Aug 15th, 2008
10:18:50 PM
Wooooooop saw the race
by JRcanReid
Aug 15th, 2008
10:19:53 PM
Screw Sub-Mariner
by TotalHype
Aug 15th, 2008
10:21:18 PM
Phelps is a man among men
by buzzbeebara
Aug 15th, 2008
10:22:10 PM
great article harry
by dr sauch
Aug 15th, 2008
10:24:17 PM
I guess it's safe to say...
by Orionsangels
Aug 15th, 2008
10:29:26 PM
Umm
by wyvern
Aug 15th, 2008
10:29:54 PM
Some kinda government experiment...
by ChezKing
Aug 15th, 2008
10:32:39 PM
PHELPS PISSES IN THE POOL, HAS A BEER,
by leobloom
Aug 15th, 2008
10:33:25 PM
Man, he lost. i saw it, you saw it. doesn't make sense.
by Stengah
Aug 15th, 2008
10:37:47 PM
Phelps vs. Poseidon
by nora inu
Aug 15th, 2008
10:38:39 PM
Hey Jackass
by charlesvandoren
Aug 15th, 2008
10:48:18 PM
ONly won cz of good media,
by Stormwatcher
Aug 15th, 2008
10:48:31 PM
He was fucking with us
by Magnum Opus
Aug 15th, 2008
10:49:02 PM
Aquaman wears Michael Phelps Underoos
by Larry of Arabia
Aug 15th, 2008
10:49:29 PM
ODDLY
by the beef
Aug 15th, 2008
10:52:56 PM
Movie site?
by wonderllama
Aug 15th, 2008
10:52:58 PM
Phelps is great but Shawn Johnson & Nastia Liukin had the best d
by battery
Aug 15th, 2008
10:53:57 PM
drama in Olympics last night...
by battery
Aug 15th, 2008
10:54:39 PM
Darn Right, SoylentMean
by Larry of Arabia
Aug 15th, 2008
10:56:25 PM
Anyone See The Phelps Breakfast?
by XoanonTORN
Aug 15th, 2008
10:58:25 PM
Thanks ASS!!!
by plissken77
Aug 15th, 2008
11:05:57 PM
The relay is Sunday.
by bigbaldpapa
Aug 15th, 2008
11:06:26 PM
Phelps Breakfast
by Tina_Turner_Had_It_Coming
Aug 15th, 2008
11:08:02 PM
No, I didn't, but thanks for spoiling it for me, asshole.
by Zarles
Aug 15th, 2008
11:08:40 PM
Zarles
by bigbaldpapa
Aug 15th, 2008
11:10:01 PM
that was simply amazing
by ranma627
Aug 15th, 2008
11:10:47 PM
Come on!
by FriedGold35
Aug 15th, 2008
11:12:56 PM
Harry you are going to lose you're
by brobdingnag
Aug 15th, 2008
11:14:00 PM
Those complaing about the spoiler.....
by bigbaldpapa
Aug 15th, 2008
11:15:41 PM
Nice one from Harry.
by Subovon
Aug 15th, 2008
11:16:09 PM
SoylentMean
by Tina_Turner_Had_It_Coming
Aug 15th, 2008
11:17:02 PM
bigbaldpapa
by Zarles
Aug 15th, 2008
11:23:27 PM
Plant!!!
by Horace Cox
Aug 15th, 2008
11:24:36 PM
You have got to be shitting me.
by DarthCorleone
Aug 15th, 2008
11:25:21 PM
Who is this 'Phelps'?
by BGDAWES
Aug 15th, 2008
11:26:53 PM
Dude, I'm pretty sure I saw gills on Phelps...
by mefrog
Aug 15th, 2008
11:28:11 PM
the most amazing thing about Phelps..
by Ironmuskrat
Aug 15th, 2008
11:33:33 PM
Phelps touched the wall second
by Rupee88
Aug 15th, 2008
11:34:52 PM
You too can eat 10000 calories!
by redshirt
Aug 15th, 2008
11:45:09 PM
Harry would totally make out with Phelp's
by Judge Briggs
Aug 15th, 2008
11:45:30 PM
well redshift
by kilik777
Aug 15th, 2008
11:54:32 PM
I've got the Olympics
by Bloo
Aug 15th, 2008
11:57:07 PM
will harry post scriptgirl this week after all the shit that wen
by wyvern
Aug 15th, 2008
11:57:27 PM
t down
by wyvern
Aug 15th, 2008
11:57:58 PM
First
by C0ns
Aug 16th, 2008
12:00:02 AM
Who cares
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 16th, 2008
12:01:01 AM
I bet Harry eats 10000 calories a day!
by themasterofnonsense
Aug 16th, 2008
12:03:32 AM
Michael Phelps IS Aquaman........
by Spartan78
Aug 16th, 2008
12:06:22 AM
Yeah Rupee...
by Rebeck2
Aug 16th, 2008
12:13:00 AM
kilik777
by redshirt
Aug 16th, 2008
12:13:28 AM
Sport is stupid
by moviemaniac-7
Aug 16th, 2008
12:16:54 AM
moviemaniac
by Rebeck2
Aug 16th, 2008
12:19:50 AM
Another amazing race
by Ladonite
Aug 16th, 2008
12:20:22 AM
I watched it frame by frame in HD
by mr.brownstone
Aug 16th, 2008
12:20:30 AM
Speaking of SuperHuman: What about Bigfoot?
by dixieflyer
Aug 16th, 2008
12:21:20 AM
Sigh, Motherfuckers
by Rebeck2
Aug 16th, 2008
12:22:44 AM
Official Video (won't be taken down)
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Aug 16th, 2008
12:23:25 AM
WOW!! Just Watched it!!
by plissken77
Aug 16th, 2008
12:24:24 AM
he fuggin jumped
by yeuxdesoir
Aug 16th, 2008
12:27:15 AM
Greedo fired first!
by Fa Fa Fooey
Aug 16th, 2008
12:28:35 AM
Unbelievable
by Jsueno
Aug 16th, 2008
12:30:02 AM
WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT!!!
by dundundles
Aug 16th, 2008
12:30:26 AM
I hate my parents
by Turd Furgeson
Aug 16th, 2008
12:31:03 AM
Rebeck2
by mr.brownstone
Aug 16th, 2008
12:32:07 AM
Ain't It American News.
by UMAGA
Aug 16th, 2008
12:33:08 AM
Was the dude he beat French?
by Turd Furgeson
Aug 16th, 2008
12:33:10 AM
crazy
by yeuxdesoir
Aug 16th, 2008
12:33:34 AM
Michael Phelps was freaking beautiful tonight!!!!
by sassycal20
Aug 16th, 2008
12:35:13 AM
That's a real dick move Harry. Youn owe an apology.
by slder78
Aug 16th, 2008
12:38:48 AM
OH MY GOD!!
by the milf lover
Aug 16th, 2008
12:42:35 AM
sassycal20
by mr.brownstone
Aug 16th, 2008
12:45:38 AM
sider78
by HEADGEEK
Aug 16th, 2008
12:55:00 AM
mrbrownsone
by yeuxdesoir
Aug 16th, 2008
12:56:34 AM
Government experiment, I tell ya!
by ChezKing
Aug 16th, 2008
01:00:12 AM
I come to this site for spoilers...
by Animus
Aug 16th, 2008
01:13:17 AM
AMAZING!
by salamimansam
Aug 16th, 2008
01:14:39 AM
Fuck Silverlight!
by topaz4206
Aug 16th, 2008
01:17:02 AM
No worries, Harry.
by DarthCorleone
Aug 16th, 2008
01:23:32 AM
Animus
by FriedGold35
Aug 16th, 2008
01:33:06 AM
Olympic Coverage
by mastidon
Aug 16th, 2008
01:35:38 AM
Oh...
by mastidon
Aug 16th, 2008
01:36:17 AM
Phelps looks too much like Gomer Pyle...
by Han Cholo
Aug 16th, 2008
01:37:29 AM
Man, some of you assholes just hate and hate
by SirLoin
Aug 16th, 2008
01:41:20 AM
leave it to AICN talkbackers
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Aug 16th, 2008
01:44:37 AM
IT'S IN CHINA!
by Unnatural
Aug 16th, 2008
01:47:25 AM
Unnatural
by mastidon
Aug 16th, 2008
01:50:55 AM
Congrats to the man, I for one am glad to hear it from here
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 16th, 2008
01:52:44 AM
Phelps is king!
by mastidon
Aug 16th, 2008
01:52:57 AM
What an awesome scoop AICN
by MELGIBSONS_DICKCHEESE
Aug 16th, 2008
01:59:30 AM
actually - I spent 14 days in Beijing
by HEADGEEK
Aug 16th, 2008
02:00:39 AM
Or at least give the guy his name
by Ortheas
Aug 16th, 2008
02:08:30 AM
Olympic coverage
by Scarecrow237
Aug 16th, 2008
02:10:11 AM
Harry- The Chinese government used YOU to make sure they got the
by Particularly Hard Vato
Aug 16th, 2008
02:10:39 AM
Particularly Hard Vato
by HEADGEEK
Aug 16th, 2008
02:13:11 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Aug 16th, 2008
02:13:47 AM
Rebeck2
by moviemaniac-7
Aug 16th, 2008
02:15:49 AM
Speechless - Michael Phelps is the BEST Olympian ever lived
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Aug 16th, 2008
02:15:51 AM
moviemaniac
by Ortheas
Aug 16th, 2008
02:24:37 AM
Erm...it looked like he lost from where I was sitting.
by BiggusDickus
Aug 16th, 2008
02:28:48 AM
Speechless
by Thrillho77
Aug 16th, 2008
02:30:45 AM
cavic lost cuz he goofed...just like hoff did
by bacci40
Aug 16th, 2008
02:36:32 AM
speaking of phelps mom
by bacci40
Aug 16th, 2008
02:38:40 AM
Turns Out, Biggus Dickus...Really Is!!
by Rebeck2
Aug 16th, 2008
02:49:07 AM
This man is an animal.
by SUPERJIM
Aug 16th, 2008
02:56:46 AM
His Training
by Devyn Angelus
Aug 16th, 2008
03:06:15 AM
Bolt
by malcolm_mccallum
Aug 16th, 2008
03:17:07 AM
phelps can go fuck a goat
by Stengah
Aug 16th, 2008
03:21:19 AM
bacci
by sloanist
Aug 16th, 2008
03:23:18 AM
also, bacci
by sloanist
Aug 16th, 2008
03:24:58 AM
anyone remember Ian "The Thorpeedo" Thorpe?
by Amy Chasing
Aug 16th, 2008
03:26:57 AM
You mean: Superman on Kryptonite
by Coaxial Junkie
Aug 16th, 2008
03:27:39 AM
Coaxial Junkie, it's OK...
by RockMSockM
Aug 16th, 2008
03:33:30 AM
Coxial Junkie
by SUPERJIM
Aug 16th, 2008
03:38:38 AM
I say The Rock for Submariner
by Mr Nicholas
Aug 16th, 2008
03:38:42 AM
I say The Rock for Superman
by Shermdawg
Aug 16th, 2008
03:48:35 AM
awww poor west coasters
by Orionsangels
Aug 16th, 2008
04:24:58 AM
@RockMSockM
by Coaxial Junkie
Aug 16th, 2008
04:41:13 AM
you know who i would HATE to be?
by billypilgrimisunstuck
Aug 16th, 2008
04:45:44 AM
Just watched this..
by SUPERJIM
Aug 16th, 2008
04:57:15 AM
1/100th of a second seems like a short time but
by Cash907
Aug 16th, 2008
05:13:02 AM
its funny about thorp...
by emeraldboy
Aug 16th, 2008
05:27:04 AM
eh?
by 1st and only
Aug 16th, 2008
05:50:33 AM
Hope he doesn't get done for roids...
by methosb
Aug 16th, 2008
06:32:37 AM
Harry, I love posts like this....
by LHombreSiniestro
Aug 16th, 2008
06:43:51 AM
Chad Johnson brought up a good point
by romanocc
Aug 16th, 2008
06:45:53 AM
also....
by LHombreSiniestro
Aug 16th, 2008
06:47:08 AM
In love with a Knowles
by RedCricketChase
Aug 16th, 2008
07:08:22 AM
Gee. Wow...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 16th, 2008
07:25:54 AM
I'm an Australian, and even I can admit...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 16th, 2008
07:28:59 AM
London is the greatest the city in the and
by emeraldboy
Aug 16th, 2008
07:33:14 AM
Swimming and playing SUBMARINER have nothing in common...
by Bob Cryptonight
Aug 16th, 2008
07:35:23 AM
Armstrong doped...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 16th, 2008
07:36:48 AM
Why aren't they showing an still images of the photo finish
by Rupee88
Aug 16th, 2008
07:38:45 AM
Londons gonna bomb...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 16th, 2008
07:40:07 AM
I'm with you on this one, Harry
by gnortsmra
Aug 16th, 2008
07:44:41 AM
It was a cool race alright
by hamo455
Aug 16th, 2008
07:49:39 AM
wtf
by DanboJohnJ
Aug 16th, 2008
07:54:08 AM
Aquaman wears Michael Phelps pajamas!!
by FR0st
Aug 16th, 2008
07:57:41 AM
Have you seen what he eats a day!!
by Giant Ape Balls
Aug 16th, 2008
08:12:01 AM
15 minutes almost over
by Aeronaut
Aug 16th, 2008
08:20:07 AM
Submariner In 2 Words
by Spank
Aug 16th, 2008
08:33:30 AM
No menion of Half Blood Prince being pushed back?
by Razorback
Aug 16th, 2008
08:41:48 AM
COTTON MCNIGHT
by mynemaborat
Aug 16th, 2008
08:56:52 AM
i'm just wating
by rolo_tony
Aug 16th, 2008
08:59:12 AM
MICHAEL PHELPS!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 16th, 2008
09:01:08 AM
To win the European open back to back
by emeraldboy
Aug 16th, 2008
09:03:49 AM
Right with you Harry!
by tehDude
Aug 16th, 2008
09:11:41 AM
Phelps got more attention Than Bernie Mac!
by What The Duck
Aug 16th, 2008
09:38:37 AM
Michael Phelps for Aquaman!
by The_Squid
Aug 16th, 2008
09:39:42 AM
Patrick Duffy would kick his arse.
by half vader
Aug 16th, 2008
09:43:47 AM
Whiny bitch,
by half vader
Aug 16th, 2008
09:51:33 AM
Aw, skeet skeet skeet skeet
by smackfu
Aug 16th, 2008
09:52:06 AM
Oh, so Phelps gets his own article but not APPLES?!
by MEGAN FOXX MALICIOUS SENSE OF IRONY
Aug 16th, 2008
10:02:59 AM
Londonistan 2012
by redshirt
Aug 16th, 2008
10:04:57 AM
The Olympics are excellent.
by proper
Aug 16th, 2008
10:11:24 AM
Basketball and women's beach volleyball
by terry1978
Aug 16th, 2008
10:12:48 AM
Particularly Hard Vato
by The Funketeer
Aug 16th, 2008
10:18:32 AM
Here's my thing with Phelps
by geraldbeans
Aug 16th, 2008
10:21:02 AM
For the record: Roids/Phelps
by Mr. Profit
Aug 16th, 2008
10:22:43 AM
Swimming is pretty badass....
by samuraiyao
Aug 16th, 2008
10:23:06 AM
Personally, my favs are the womens gymnastics
by smackfu
Aug 16th, 2008
10:24:44 AM
Indoor volleyball uniforms
by methosb
Aug 16th, 2008
10:26:23 AM
Tugg_to_Glam_Girls
by proper
Aug 16th, 2008
10:26:49 AM
It also helps that Phelps have long arms and a wider reach...
by samuraiyao
Aug 16th, 2008
10:27:27 AM
Congratulations Mongolia!
by Knobules
Aug 16th, 2008
10:29:45 AM
Sport, fucking sport...
by quantize
Aug 16th, 2008
10:36:16 AM
The world just saw the real Kal-El...
by wildphantom07
Aug 16th, 2008
10:36:25 AM
Bolt was nuts
by methosb
Aug 16th, 2008
10:39:45 AM
wildphantomn
by vadakinX
Aug 16th, 2008
10:41:50 AM
It's been my observation
by JackRabbitSlim
Aug 16th, 2008
10:43:05 AM
The Swedish wrestler that tossed his bronze...
by terry1978
Aug 16th, 2008
10:44:07 AM
Harry - rewrite the post and make it about Bolt
by wildphantom07
Aug 16th, 2008
10:49:52 AM
Forget Phelps
by papabendi
Aug 16th, 2008
10:51:45 AM
Hours of racewalking...
by Banditmania
Aug 16th, 2008
10:54:39 AM
Bolts wins...
by Banditmania
Aug 16th, 2008
10:56:43 AM
Even the great Michael Johnson freaked out...
by wildphantom07
Aug 16th, 2008
10:56:48 AM
mynemaborat
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 16th, 2008
10:58:06 AM
wildphantom07
by papabendi
Aug 16th, 2008
11:15:39 AM
NBC didn't even bother to show the 100m live in the USA
by Rupee88
Aug 16th, 2008
11:17:00 AM
choke on it nbc
by mcdowell_32000
Aug 16th, 2008
11:18:41 AM
I should have been a swimmer!
by zooch
Aug 16th, 2008
11:19:07 AM
papabendi
by papabendi
Aug 16th, 2008
11:19:43 AM
Phleps vs Bolt
by mulberry
Aug 16th, 2008
11:20:06 AM
With technology & drugs helping breaking records
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
Aug 16th, 2008
11:20:17 AM
Its a little bit of a shame...
by BigMonsterRodeo
Aug 16th, 2008
11:47:09 AM
What the fuck is the olympics?
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 16th, 2008
11:47:31 AM
The Bolt run was something else...
by dr_buggerlugs
Aug 16th, 2008
11:53:06 AM
Olympic Coverage
by Mr. Profit
Aug 16th, 2008
11:53:50 AM
Hey Tugg!
by What The Duck
Aug 16th, 2008
12:02:55 PM
The Bolt 100m
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 16th, 2008
12:15:02 PM
Phelps is like Costner in Waterworld
by BigTuna
Aug 16th, 2008
12:15:15 PM
NBC pay tens of millions not to show events live?
by BigTuna
Aug 16th, 2008
12:17:44 PM
Phelps is incredible!
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Aug 16th, 2008
12:18:03 PM
Apology accepted Harry
by slder78
Aug 16th, 2008
12:21:32 PM
and sorry about calling you a grade A asshole
by slder78
Aug 16th, 2008
12:23:39 PM
Mr. Profit
by Rupee88
Aug 16th, 2008
12:26:39 PM
NBC doesn't care about non-American dark black men..
by Rupee88
Aug 16th, 2008
12:31:09 PM
You Americans need to find CBC Olympic coverage on a dish
by BigTuna
Aug 16th, 2008
12:32:11 PM
soylent mean stop preaching
by hey...jonboy
Aug 16th, 2008
12:32:52 PM
What they also do...
by Mr. Profit
Aug 16th, 2008
12:39:52 PM
Fuck the Olympics.
by HoboCode
Aug 16th, 2008
12:45:00 PM
yes I'm sure they'll show it tonight but who cares
by Rupee88
Aug 16th, 2008
12:45:30 PM
I can't believe some people on here...
by wildphantom07
Aug 16th, 2008
12:49:22 PM
USAIN BOLT!!
by Cedar_Room
Aug 16th, 2008
12:52:59 PM
And the NBC commentators are assholes
by Rupee88
Aug 16th, 2008
12:56:17 PM
I like that on her people bitch about sports and how we should f
by spectrebeeyatch
Aug 16th, 2008
01:00:49 PM
yes sports is entertainment like most movies
by Rupee88
Aug 16th, 2008
01:06:24 PM
Here are the freeze frames...
by Tina_Turner_Had_It_Coming
Aug 16th, 2008
01:14:44 PM
I'm a total movie geek
by Roy Neary
Aug 16th, 2008
01:24:11 PM
Here is the underwater angle/cam of the finish
by GhostRaider2008
Aug 16th, 2008
01:38:51 PM
JAMAICA!
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Aug 16th, 2008
01:54:46 PM
HoboCode...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Aug 16th, 2008
02:02:25 PM
ScriptGirl in a bikini, ya'll!
by Zarles
Aug 16th, 2008
02:07:20 PM
I Keep Looking At His Ears
by dumbpeoplesuck
Aug 16th, 2008
02:14:48 PM
Wow
by Series7
Aug 16th, 2008
02:23:38 PM
Soylent Mean
by Die_Hardest
Aug 16th, 2008
02:34:48 PM
One of
by Die_Hardest
Aug 16th, 2008
02:35:24 PM
Tugg GOD BLESS AMERICA!
by What The Duck
Aug 16th, 2008
02:37:35 PM
You can access AICN in China...
by Unnatural
Aug 16th, 2008
02:41:39 PM
This is Harry's site, so he can go "blogstyle" if he wants...
by Rupee88
Aug 16th, 2008
02:45:13 PM
Unnatural
by Die_Hardest
Aug 16th, 2008
02:47:44 PM
And no offense HeadGeek.
by Die_Hardest
Aug 16th, 2008
02:52:59 PM
SEVERAL GOLDS FOR ONE SPORT? THAT'S BULLSHIT!
by J-Dizzle
Aug 16th, 2008
03:04:06 PM
For all you Bolt fans out there, 7>>>>>>>>>>>1.
by Pennsy
Aug 16th, 2008
03:10:20 PM
It's disingenuous...
by Mr Spork
Aug 16th, 2008
03:12:14 PM
What makes a sport
by Die_Hardest
Aug 16th, 2008
03:19:24 PM
Swimming in general isn't a sport
by Mr Spork
Aug 16th, 2008
03:30:29 PM
Rupee, Do Us All A Favor...
by Rebeck2
Aug 16th, 2008
03:39:49 PM
ONE Bitter Little Bitch
by Rebeck2
Aug 16th, 2008
03:42:22 PM
Lonely bandwagon Harry strikes
by DigitalDong
Aug 16th, 2008
03:44:28 PM
Mark Spitz, Harry Swallows
by iwontwin
Aug 16th, 2008
03:46:45 PM
Rebeck2
by Rupee88
Aug 16th, 2008
03:47:32 PM
First Obama and now you're supporting comunism
by GeekySciFiAnimeFreak
Aug 16th, 2008
03:55:56 PM
Die Hardest
by Unnatural
Aug 16th, 2008
03:58:06 PM
GeekySciFiAnimeFreak...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Aug 16th, 2008
04:09:50 PM
What's the difference between Obama and the Tooth Fairy?
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Aug 16th, 2008
04:16:37 PM
cccoocckkkssuucckkkiissm
by Paul Bucciarelli
Aug 16th, 2008
04:28:23 PM
The race was nuts
by Rocklover79
Aug 16th, 2008
04:28:55 PM
"31 New Women", LOL!
by Rebeck2
Aug 16th, 2008
04:41:21 PM
Phelps is great, but NBC overhypes him
by Rupee88
Aug 16th, 2008
04:46:08 PM
Big shocker
by Richard Cranium
Aug 16th, 2008
04:54:50 PM
Hey Harry...
by Noddy93
Aug 16th, 2008
05:08:57 PM
I just hate all sports
by Series7
Aug 16th, 2008
05:13:56 PM
amazing race
by BALTIMOREJACK
Aug 16th, 2008
05:16:15 PM
Never stop stroking..... (ever-ever)
by irrelevntelefant
Aug 16th, 2008
05:27:13 PM
take phelps dick out of your ass
by awepittance
Aug 16th, 2008
05:35:49 PM
republicans and democrats = douches
by awepittance
Aug 16th, 2008
05:37:42 PM
Tugg_to_Glam_Girls
by rolo_tony
Aug 16th, 2008
05:40:29 PM
Phelps ben amazing
by Maximus Prime
Aug 16th, 2008
05:48:13 PM
Paul Bucciarelli...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Aug 16th, 2008
05:52:00 PM
I'm with the participate, not watch crowd...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 16th, 2008
05:52:51 PM
ccuummgguzzzlerrr
by Paul Bucciarelli
Aug 16th, 2008
05:58:21 PM
USA!
by Sakurai
Aug 16th, 2008
06:16:28 PM
USA!
by Sakurai
Aug 16th, 2008
06:16:52 PM
ccchhhrrriiisssm, Liberal or Conservative..
by GeekySciFiAnimeFreak
Aug 16th, 2008
06:22:11 PM
It's just swimming.
by ZeroCorpse
Aug 16th, 2008
06:34:30 PM
Swimming Vs. Bear Wrestling...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 16th, 2008
07:39:57 PM
Why this article is important to AICN...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 16th, 2008
07:44:02 PM
LOL
by mac10
Aug 16th, 2008
08:16:24 PM
DOES CHRISSM POST ANYTHING BUT POLITICAL AND RACIST RANTS?
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 16th, 2008
08:18:42 PM
ZeroCorpse
by Series7
Aug 16th, 2008
08:35:06 PM
THE OLYMPICS ARE THE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET OF THE SPORTS WORLD
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 16th, 2008
08:49:11 PM
As usual, the Ain't It Cool News isn't.
by Uncle Stan
Aug 16th, 2008
09:54:06 PM
Corn shucking should be an Olympic sport.
by mrfan
Aug 16th, 2008
09:55:50 PM
Lawn Mower Racing should be an Olympic sport.
by mrfan
Aug 16th, 2008
09:56:52 PM
He DID IT!!!!
by Robnhud
Aug 16th, 2008
10:18:04 PM
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
by DigitalBeachWar
Aug 16th, 2008
10:24:11 PM
I love how...
by DigitalBeachWar
Aug 16th, 2008
10:30:27 PM
Thorpey still represents
by deanbarry
Aug 16th, 2008
10:31:49 PM
P.S.
by DigitalBeachWar
Aug 16th, 2008
10:36:52 PM
Re: DigitalBeachWar
by Acquanetta
Aug 16th, 2008
11:01:53 PM
Michael Phelps kicked me off his facebook friends list!
by iwontwin
Aug 16th, 2008
11:03:03 PM
WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO PLACE CAMERA ON THE TEAM
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 16th, 2008
11:03:08 PM
They all were seen
by seanokeefe
Aug 16th, 2008
11:04:34 PM
MARK SPITZ PHELPS SMEGMA
by iwontwin
Aug 16th, 2008
11:04:42 PM
Driving a Shriners car should be an Olympic sport.
by mrfan
Aug 16th, 2008
11:07:05 PM
Fucking amazing.
by Fawst
Aug 16th, 2008
11:07:58 PM
DigitalBeachWar: My brush with Cheaters.
by mrfan
Aug 16th, 2008
11:11:57 PM
Congratulations Phelps and company.
by mrfan
Aug 16th, 2008
11:13:43 PM
MARATHON BUKKAKE SHOULD BE AN OLYMPIC SPORT
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 16th, 2008
11:14:38 PM
mrfan
by DigitalBeachWar
Aug 16th, 2008
11:58:17 PM
RE: Acquanetta
by DigitalBeachWar
Aug 17th, 2008
12:02:12 AM
It's all good, Coaxial Junkie, since...
by RockMSockM
Aug 17th, 2008
12:47:33 AM
Phuck Phelps. Phuck him right in the ear.
by thedarklinglord
Aug 17th, 2008
12:51:15 AM
mrfan: give you a gold star for the Simon & Simon reference
by leobloom
Aug 17th, 2008
01:06:36 AM
FUCK HUNGARY
by Zozma
Aug 17th, 2008
02:36:28 AM
He's Aquaman... That is the only possibility
by spectrebeeyatch
Aug 17th, 2008
02:54:55 AM
The Phelps Distraction
by Fineus Fog
Aug 17th, 2008
03:39:51 AM
Hey Series7
by Fineus Fog
Aug 17th, 2008
03:44:42 AM
Hey Fineus
by half vader
Aug 17th, 2008
04:59:57 AM
ian thorpe > phelps
by ironic_name
Aug 17th, 2008
05:48:44 AM
Vader, I did indeed mean Leauge...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 17th, 2008
06:16:15 AM
Ortheas
by moviemaniac-7
Aug 17th, 2008
06:33:57 AM
Aint it Cool Sports?
by Stuntcock Mike
Aug 17th, 2008
06:43:19 AM
Congratulations from Germany!!!
by MetalBeasttim
Aug 17th, 2008
07:05:19 AM
Staying home on a friday night..
by themasterofnonsense
Aug 17th, 2008
07:39:09 AM
phelps and bolt
by El Borak
Aug 17th, 2008
07:42:03 AM
mulberry ha ha ha ha
by El Borak
Aug 17th, 2008
08:23:24 AM
I'm boycotting these games...
by cifra
Aug 17th, 2008
08:28:23 AM
... and call me whatever you want, guys...
by cifra
Aug 17th, 2008
08:31:43 AM
STICK IT: the Movie
by buffywrestling
Aug 17th, 2008
08:51:03 AM
Do you know a thing called...
by marcus torrance
Aug 17th, 2008
08:54:11 AM
Phelps' 8 vs. Spitz's 7, what?
by nomihs
Aug 17th, 2008
08:58:54 AM
NASTIA LUKIN! It is!
by buffywrestling
Aug 17th, 2008
09:03:05 AM
nomihs
by Rupee88
Aug 17th, 2008
09:32:26 AM
The lack of self -awareness
by The Red
Aug 17th, 2008
10:03:19 AM
Whiny Bitch, and the "Thorpedo"
by half vader
Aug 17th, 2008
10:50:01 AM
Damn NBC...
by Banditmania
Aug 17th, 2008
11:27:28 AM
Another way for the US to fuck over the Serbs
by KillaKane
Aug 17th, 2008
11:30:40 AM
Phelps vs. Spitz
by Acquanetta
Aug 17th, 2008
11:58:38 AM
DUI
by rabidratboy
Aug 17th, 2008
12:07:30 PM
Clap clap
by Danrold
Aug 17th, 2008
12:26:50 PM
Clap clap
by Danrold
Aug 17th, 2008
12:26:51 PM
phelps is not the real story of these olympics
by bacci40
Aug 17th, 2008
01:14:36 PM
Rupee88
by nomihs
Aug 17th, 2008
01:39:48 PM
China's olympians get better with age.
by nomihs
Aug 17th, 2008
02:00:24 PM
Indeed....
by Quintus_Arrius
Aug 17th, 2008
02:10:45 PM
"2sdaychicken - Who even likes the Olympics?"
by NeilF
Aug 17th, 2008
03:56:25 PM
NeilF
by ZeroCorpse
Aug 17th, 2008
04:03:55 PM
The real story of the olympics...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 17th, 2008
04:24:46 PM
fuck lance armstrong.
by long live the new chris
Aug 17th, 2008
05:07:52 PM
aint it cool, people who just want to bitch for anyreason, Sub-m
by joker40
Aug 17th, 2008
06:23:04 PM
Who's excited about football season?
by zooch
Aug 17th, 2008
06:26:26 PM
It's worse than you think Die_Hardest
by Shan
Aug 17th, 2008
06:32:50 PM
'did you see see that fucking race' is a top story?
by Windowlicker74
Aug 17th, 2008
07:18:40 PM
that was insane
by CherryValance
Aug 17th, 2008
07:50:29 PM
unionJACKass.webs.com..eff you limey bastards
by bacci40
Aug 17th, 2008
08:07:15 PM
Gus
by chromedome
Aug 17th, 2008
08:52:59 PM
Did the UK enter the Olympics this year?
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Aug 17th, 2008
10:33:58 PM
respectfully cifra,
by RockMSockM
Aug 17th, 2008
10:53:44 PM
Here's a pretty clear analysis, Headgeek.
by quentintarantado
Aug 17th, 2008
11:06:23 PM
gymnastics and volleyball
by Zozma
Aug 18th, 2008
12:37:55 AM
New Benjamin Trailer?
by McJakeG
Aug 18th, 2008
01:10:44 AM
All I can say...is I could watch that Nastia babe all day..
by conspiracy
Aug 18th, 2008
01:17:52 AM
Harrys myspace Status n Mood thing
by Zozma
Aug 18th, 2008
01:27:19 AM
So will Phelps get a gift of a pearl necklace from
by half vader
Aug 18th, 2008
03:58:33 AM
oh, I didn't see that film.
by hoisin
Aug 18th, 2008
05:45:26 AM
ian thorpe might be a massive, necklass designing gay
by ironic_name
Aug 18th, 2008
05:48:06 AM
Shouldn't this headline be...
by Banky the Hack
Aug 18th, 2008
07:07:18 AM
Dude...
by Kid Z
Aug 18th, 2008
07:32:21 AM
Of course there are more important things...
by ScotFree
Aug 18th, 2008
08:21:54 AM
Hey Ironic Name, has anyone actually ever tried shaving
by half vader
Aug 18th, 2008
09:51:34 AM
Phelps is magic Superman
by Samus Aran
Aug 18th, 2008
10:41:35 AM
God bless him
by Abominable Snowcone
Aug 18th, 2008
10:57:36 AM
Gotta love it...
by ScotFree
Aug 18th, 2008
11:19:56 AM
Bolt could take Phelps in a fight
by Rupee88
Aug 18th, 2008
11:21:57 AM
Oh, man.. lance link [with an actual chimp, no lucas bullshit]..
by ironic_name
Aug 18th, 2008
11:22:18 AM
It's a bunch of dumb jocks...
by Kid Z
Aug 18th, 2008
11:24:39 AM
Phelps wont be acting anytime soon
by ArcadianDS
Aug 18th, 2008
11:30:59 AM
And Sorry but Phelp's isnt "The Story" of these Olympics
by ArcadianDS
Aug 18th, 2008
11:32:52 AM
Kid Z
by ArcadianDS
Aug 18th, 2008
11:34:39 AM
the real story is...
by Bouncy X
Aug 18th, 2008
11:53:52 AM
Lots of people conduct themselves...
by Kid Z
Aug 18th, 2008
12:56:11 PM
And Harry, my apologies...
by Kid Z
Aug 18th, 2008
12:57:14 PM
Are you kidding me?
by ejcarter9
Aug 18th, 2008
01:22:00 PM
Harry, you watched Fencing and yet...
by Lang The Cat
Aug 18th, 2008
02:54:19 PM
Your the best around!nothing's ever gonna keep you down
by Broseph
Aug 18th, 2008
03:09:16 PM
herein lots of fat guys at keyboards hate athletes
by ArcadianDS
Aug 18th, 2008
04:28:52 PM
Kid Z
by Samus Aran
Aug 18th, 2008
04:49:17 PM
Ricarleite, that's awesome! Lance Link > Phelps!
by half vader
Aug 18th, 2008
05:56:06 PM
Sports haters and Bitter computer jocks
by half vader
Aug 18th, 2008
05:58:17 PM
This is what passes for cool news?
by Cruel_Kingdom
Aug 18th, 2008
08:17:07 PM
Screw NBC
by JackDonkey
Aug 18th, 2008
11:29:59 PM
Gus
by half vader
Aug 19th, 2008
12:42:01 AM
Joker animation
by half vader
Aug 19th, 2008
12:43:29 AM
Well...
by Grrrr....
Aug 19th, 2008
02:28:45 AM
I thought this was a movie website
by masteryoda007
Aug 19th, 2008
03:36:39 AM
unionJACKass.webs.com
by Samus Aran
Aug 19th, 2008
09:36:23 AM
Phelps is a douche
by GingerBallz
Aug 19th, 2008
12:33:26 PM
Union jack/baseball
by half vader
Aug 19th, 2008
01:12:35 PM
I know phelps is exciting and all
by slappy jones
Aug 19th, 2008
03:53:40 PM
Good Race But
by DKT
Aug 19th, 2008
09:53:45 PM
JackDonkey
by Rupee88
Aug 20th, 2008
08:13:02 AM
unionJACKass.webs.com
by just pillow talk
Aug 20th, 2008
08:19:04 AM
Bolt breaks 200m record
by Rupee88
Aug 20th, 2008
09:28:43 AM
But what kind of fucked-up sport
by half vader
Aug 20th, 2008
09:30:26 AM
Phelps Nuked the Fridge.
by Embeedeuce
Aug 20th, 2008
02:19:13 PM
There are nerds who like sports...
by Knugen
Aug 21st, 2008
03:44:12 AM
Saw it and wondered HORSES can SWIM?!?!
by TheBLIGHT
Aug 21st, 2008
03:53:57 AM
Americn fixed medal tables !
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Aug 21st, 2008
07:09:05 AM
world series isnt a total lie
by Bouncy X
Aug 21st, 2008
09:28:43 AM
Ireland were a having a mixed olympics and then
by emeraldboy
Aug 21st, 2008
09:37:14 AM
I_see_fat_people
by just pillow talk
Aug 22nd, 2008
07:59:46 AM
Phelps' 12,000 calories!!
by flimz E
Aug 22nd, 2008
05:34:08 PM
phelps got his fucked up teeth from his mom
by Boom Tuba
Aug 22nd, 2008
11:34:36 PM
It didnt take long for there to a screw up....
by emeraldboy
Aug 24th, 2008
03:09:38 PM

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