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Thursday, August 21, 2008

The 3 Minute+ Trailer For The Remake Of IT'S ALIVE Is Somehow On The Nets!!

Massawyrm goes head to head with DEATH RACE!!

A Movie A Day: Quint on THE STRANGLERS OF BOMBAY (1960)
Welcome your sons, great Kali. Look upon them with favor.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Mike Judge Is Making Another Big-Screen Comedy, And This One Stars Ben Affleck, Mila Kunis, Jason Bateman and Kristen Wiig!!

An OUTLANDER Review Comes Crashing In From Germany's Fantasy Filmfest!

After DEATH RACE's Gale Force Idiocy Has Passed...We'll Get Statham In TRANSPORTER 3!! And Here's A Poster For It...

Is There Life On (VERONICA) MARS?

Do Not Misunderstimate Josh Brolin!

AICN & Twitch Present International Eye Candy! I CAN SEE YOU! BURN! Kim Ki-Duk's ROUGH CUT and More!!!

A Movie A Day: Quint visits DRACULA A.D. 1972 (1972)
I have returned to destroy the house of Van Helsing forever.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Will Legal Wrangling Delay The Release Of WATCHMEN?

Capone chats up the incredible Bill Nighy about the UNDERWORLD prequel, VALKYRIE, THE BOAT THAT ROCKED, and More!!

I, ROBOT Director To Adapt Robert A. Heinlein’s HOAG!!

All Children Welcome Here?? MGM Plots POLTERGEIST Remake!!

Quint chats up Don Mancini, David Kirschner and Michelle Gold about the CHILD'S PLAY REMAKE and the new DVD!!!

Rainn Wilson teaches Capone how to be THE ROCKER!!

ThatFrenchGuy Has Issues With Darth Bruce's Review & Tells Us He Is Taken With TAKEN!!

A Third Piece Of HALO: THE FALL OF REACH Movie Concept Art Is On The Nets!!

FRED DURST! ICE CUBE! Massawyrm prays that THE LONGSHOTS is gonna be awesome. Is it?
Monday, August 18, 2008

Tom Cruise & Sam Raimi To Collaborate On Wildstorm Superhero Project SLEEPER??

A Movie A Day: JESS FRANCO’S COUNT DRACULA (1970)
I’m visiting one of our clients. Maybe you know him? Count Dracula.

Clooney’s Buddy Richard Kind To Play Lead In The Coen Bros.’ A SERIOUS MAN!!

"The Film Critic's Film Critic" Manny Farber: 1917 - 2008

Why Is Universal Still Blocking The Distribution of Enzo G. Castellari's GREAT WHITE?

Live in Chicago? Want to see TOWELHEAD with a Q&A from writer-director Alan Ball? Capone has the details!!

Darth Bruce Isn't Taken With TAKEN...

Steve Coogan and Capone discuss HAMLET 2 and being thisclose to becoming famous in America!!

The GOOSEBUMPS Movie Has Interesting Writers!?

VOLTRON Interlock Almost Activated!!

More FAME Remake Details Emerge

Nobody faint, but Vern has a review of THE SCORPION KING 2 RISE OF A WARRIOR!

AICN-DOWNUNDER: Pineapple Express, Hellboy II, The Visitor, Red Belt and much more!

A Movie A Day: THE DEVIL-SHIP PIRATES (1964)
If you try to interfere with our departure those girls will be hanged.

Simon Pegg Reluctantly Bows Out of INGLORIOUS BASTARDS, Announces Greg Mottola As Director of PAUL!
Sunday, August 17, 2008

Dennis Hopper talks with Capone about sex, drugs, and orgies (and that's just one project)!!

PUNISHER: WAR ZONE Is Still R-Rated!

A Movie A Day: PIRATES OF BLOOD RIVER (1962)
For me? An island like this. Peaceful. Full of golden women and no men.
Saturday, August 16, 2008

Bill O'Reilly Premieres The Trailer For David Zucker's AN AMERICAN CAROL!

A Movie A Day: Quint on TERROR OF THE TONGS (1961)
The Red Dragon knows only one reward for failure, Mr. Harcourt.
Friday, August 15, 2008

Did you see that Phelps Victory in the 100m Butterfly?

CLONE WARS Rockets Alexandra DuPont Into A Fit Of Depression!!

‘I’m Thinking Of A Number Between One And Five!!’ Want To See Four Minutes They Cut Out Of IRON MAN??

A Geek Goes To War! Samm Levine Reports For BASTARDS Duty!

THE PUNISHER: WAR ZONE PG-13ized??

Capone sits down with the gorgeous Rhona Mitra to talk about the UNDERWORLD prequel RISE OF THE LYCANS!!

Say It Five Times!! 'CANDYMAN Remake?' And He May Be A White Guy Now!!

Does THE CLONE WARS suck as bad as the Prequels? Massawyrm says 'ROGER, ROGER!' Now extended with added snark!

A Movie A Day: Quint tastes the BLOOD OF THE VAMPIRE (1958)
’He begins where Dracula left off!’

Quint stares into Alexandre Aja's MIRRORS. What did he see?

Moriarty’s CLONE WARS Review... Sorta...

Is it wrong for Capone to jump on the CLONE WARS hate-wagon? He doesn't seem to think so!!

Can A Movie Called DONKEY PUNCH Possibly Live Up To Its Title?

Capone nuzzles lovingly with Scarlett, Penelope, Javier, Woody, and VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA!!

Hulu's Next Big Score: Whit Stillman's METROPOLITAN

McLovin To Star In Matthew Vaughn’s Adaptation of Mark Millar’s Ultraviolent Superhero Saga KICK-ASS??
Thursday, August 14, 2008

Carell & Fey Hook Up For Big-Screen DATE NIGHT!!

"A Life Misunderestimated..."

Moriarty’s BUZZKILL! Who Is (NOT) Playing Freddy Krueger? And BATMAN 3 Again... Already!

Moriarty Tokes Up With PINEAPPLE EXPRESS And Goes To War With TROPIC THUNDER!

Now Is The Time When Mike Myers Joins Tarantino's INGLORIOUS BASTARDS!!

Who's Directing THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7 Now?

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE Bumped To 2009!

Mr. Beaks Makes The Most Of Ben Stiller's TROPIC THUNDER

Brad Silberling takes Capone on a little trip to the LAND OF THE LOST!!

Joe Carnahan's KILLING PABLO Loses Javier Bardem, Gains...

Wanna Threesome With Scarlett Johansson?

A Movie A Day: Quint on THE HELLFIRE CLUB (1961)
’What d’you got in there? A dwarf?’ How’d you guess?
Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Duchovny And Leoni Are BORN TO ROCK!!

Cruise To Become TOURIST As Paula Wagner Chooses Her Own Path??

New BODY OF LIES Trailer As Impressive As Old BODY OF LIES Trailer!

VALKYRIE is coming December 26th, 2008!!!

Warner Bros. KISS KISS, BANG BANG-ing Guy Ritchie's ROCKNROLLA?

Capone sits down with actress supreme Melissa Leo about FROZEN RIVER, RIGHTEOUS KILL, and more!!

The Ratnerized MOTHER'S DAY Is Apparently Moving Forward...

Massawyrm works through his Stiller Issues with TROPIC THUNDER!!

A Movie A Day: Quint on THE SKULL (1965)
All I can say to you is keep away from the skull of Marquis de Sade.

Fans of Robert Jordan's WHEEL OF TIME series prepare to be excited/nervous!

Crom has summoned a pair of writers for CONAN!

Who is the ANTICHRIST? Dafoe, Gainsbourg or Von Trier?

Clooney accepts Jonathan Mahler's CHALLENGE!
Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Banal Bloodletting, Random Explosions Sold In Red-Band Clip For You-Know-Who's DEATH RACE!

David Fincher's THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON Has Screened, And We've Got A Review!

Updated! It's A Scam! BEVERLY HILLS COP IV Casting Begins... In Florida?

VERN Reviews KILL SWITCH!

THE AMPHIBIAN Is Swimming (Or Whatever Amphibians Do) To Theaters!!

J.J. Abrams Wants To Make An Earthquake Movie!!
Monday, August 11, 2008

A Movie A Day: Quint on BARRY LYNDON (1975)
Gentlemen, cock your pistols. One… two… three…

More HALO: THE FALL OF REACH Concept Art Is Now Online!!

See Gyllenhaal as PRINCE (OF PERSIA)!!

FANTASTIC FEST - Second Programming Announcement Release!!!

Angelina Jolie Cruises EDWIN A. SALT!

No Embargo Issues Here! Mr. Beaks Infiltrates THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2!

AICN Downunder: LATAURO @ MIFF 08 #7: THE SAGA CONCLUDES

Regarding The CLONE WARS Reviews...

The First Three + Minutes Of MIRRORS Is Now Online!!

Meet A New Car (A TRANSFORMER Maybe?) From REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!!

The Comedy World Has Lost A Giant... Bernie Brillstein Is Gone

Sunday, August 10, 2008

A Movie A Day: PARTNERS (1982)
You don’t want to work with Kerwin because you’re scared. He’s gay. He might rape you.

Great Scott! And Sulu! And Chekov! And Bones!

These Do-Gooders Have Gone Full Retard! Free Speech Is Under Attack!