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TOP GUN 2: TOP GUNIER??

Top Gun 2: Electric Boogaloo by Jubba	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:23:51 PM
Now that's out of the way
I don't need to see another TOP GUN. by LoneGun	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:24:01 PM
The first was more than enough.
FIRST! by The Marquis de Side 3	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:24:11 PM

DAMN! by The Marquis de Side 3	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:24:27 PM

because we all know Kelly McGillis became a lesbian between TOP by The Marquis de Side 3	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:25:19 PM
TOP THIS!
no please! by disfigurehead	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:25:35 PM
Anything but that.
...between TOP GUN 1 and 2 (got cut off) by The Marquis de Side 3	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:25:44 PM

wow by chokinonrhodes	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:26:03 PM
didnt realize how painfully long that scene was until it was in a clip all by itself. i couldn't even finish 1/3 of it. I need a "crying game" shower now.
Oh Gawd please by skimn	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:26:25 PM
this doesn't even rate as a guilty pleasure.
Top Gun 2: Goose Lives! by gavdiggity	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:26:47 PM
Unless this features a zombified Anthony Edwards rising from the dead to seek his revenge (and his dog tags), I don't see why anyone would wanna see this.
Hated the first one by Sithdan	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:27:50 PM
I was never a big fan of the original.
oh yes yes yes please. by frankenfickle	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:28:03 PM
it will have maverick as an instructor and they have to fight the new menace of global terrorism and figure out a fighter pilot's role in the new world and it will be totally balls-out stupid. either that, or, here you go, they are all stuck on an aircraft carrier, and it rund out of gas. or the nuclear pellets or whatever. and they have to wait three weeks for the gas boat. so they make a play! and all the sailors are putting on this play. but then the fukin terrorists blow up disneyland, where all the other sailors in the world were, so the top gun aircraft carrier has to stop in the middle of the play, and they tie ropes onto the jets and the fighter pilots tow the ship to disneyland and fight the terrorists. that sounds a lot like battlestar galactica, i know. i'm just brainstorming. and maverick is gay in this one.
Top Gun Scientologist Fiction Spaceship Bomb by debrislide	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:28:08 PM
no thank you.
oh i forgot by frankenfickle	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:28:50 PM
they get to finish the play in the end.
Ugh by dvdhound79	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:29:32 PM
I like Tom Cruise the actor, but as a person, I want to hit him with a stick. That said, he needs a Pulp Fiction comeback picture. MI: IV would be a better choice for a sequel.
Goose'd: Top Gun 2 by Kenobi-fan	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:32:03 PM
Under the gun and on the run, Maverick attempts to revive a career that appears ready to crash and burn!
They should just remake TOP GUN... by Finding Forrestal	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:33:11 PM
...as a comedy (without changing the original script) and cast Ben Stiller as Maverick, Owen Wilson as Goose, keep Val Kilmer as Iceman, and add Will Ferrel as the Tom Skerritt character. It could be quite hilarious, actually.
F-14 by xyling	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:33:51 PM
They retired the Tomcat which was cooler than any existing carrier plane today, so why even bother now?
I feel the need... by sleepingtiger	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:34:24 PM
...the need to vomit.
I remember... by codymr	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:36:02 PM
Back when Cruise was doing press for the upcoming release of Days of Thunder, Mary Hart asked him about Tom Gun 2 and he said something like "Tony and I are working on a script and we hope to go into production next year." I have no idea why I remember that or why it has stuck with me, but it's curious that they are now trying to get a sequel of the ground.
Top Gun 2: The Iceman Cometh by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:37:09 PM

Top Gun 2: Power Bottom Gun by DarkCouncilus	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:37:20 PM
So this movie will be pretty much 2 hours of Tom Cruise doing squats with "obstacles", am I right people? what an audience!
Top Gun 2 - Full Thrusters by Yeti	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:38:37 PM
Uh...is it just me or does that sound like the title of a gay porn?
Top Gun 2: Xenu Strikes Back! by GornPirate	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:38:41 PM
I think the guy playing the guitar in he video is Xenu. Geesh look at the hair on that guy. I think alien spirits could reside in there.
f-14 by frankenfickle	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:39:22 PM
no, man, now they are training for the new stealth fighter called the "dragon claw" or some made up thing, and it's all CG! come on, open your mind. this movie, as well as top gun 3-6, write themselves! part five has them launching from a submarine. part six they're in space. part four they get stuck on an island. this is a license to print money. come on.
Maverick: Top Gun Part II by Symposium	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:39:43 PM
to be followed by Maverick III
Why are the playing 2 on 2 volleyball? by rev_skarekroe	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:40:26 PM
There's all these guys sitting in the bleachers. "Hey, Maverick, can we play? There's plenty of room on the court!" "Screw off man, I'm trying to get laid!"
Top Gun 2: Ejaculation Seat by ilander66	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:40:45 PM

Top Gun 2: Cruise Control by ilander66	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:41:37 PM

Tom Cruise Pulp Fiction-like comeback by skimn	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:41:49 PM
Wasn't Collateral supposed to be his "see-Tom-in-a-whole-new-light" role?
Tom Cruise is clearly insane by kwisatzhaderach	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:42:43 PM
Let's all dump him on the first interstellar flight to Xenu or whatever the fuck it's called
ejaculation seat. by frankenfickle	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:42:45 PM
i loled.
Top Gun 2: Days of Thunder by ilander66	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:42:52 PM
There I'm done now.
no more unfunny titles please by FleshMachine	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:42:59 PM
waste of talk back space. having said that..i'd see this if it were high end. the first one really set the pace for bay/bruckheimer /simpson action, explosions and perfect sunsets.
Top Gun 2: Steel Manginas by DarkCouncilus	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:43:09 PM
So this movie will be pretty much 2 hours of Tom Cruise riding a bike without the seat, am I right people? what an audience!
Top Gun II : After Burners by skimn	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:43:56 PM
porno title 2
Top Gun 2: Born on the Fourth of July by kwisatzhaderach	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:44:14 PM

YackBacker by FleshMachine	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:44:36 PM
yeah cuz sequels suck..like emppire, godfather 2 and dark knight...pure unoriginal garbage. nice hyperbole pal.
Top Gun 2: Gun Harder by Urge to Kill	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:44:50 PM
That is all
Top Gun With A Vengeance by kwisatzhaderach	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:45:29 PM

Live Free or Top Gun by kwisatzhaderach	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:45:47 PM

no, seriously stop. by FleshMachine	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:45:59 PM
you are not witty like you want people to think you are. i loved top gun. classic.
Flesh Machine by skimn	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:46:28 PM
I think it's the sequelitis concept of "it's just like the original, except this time ______", that yackbacker objects to.
Flesh Machine by kwisatzhaderach	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:46:53 PM
If I want your opinion, i'll give it to you.
Top Gun 2: Maverick and the Deadly Swallows by DarkCouncilus	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:47:48 PM
So this movie will be pretty much 2 hours of Tom Cruise all over a cockpit buffet, am I right people? what an audience!
Top Gun 2 : Don't ask, Don't tell by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:48:04 PM

Top Gun as classic by skimn	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:49:20 PM
of the Bruckheimer Music Video School of filmmaking that he patented with Flashdance. The plots are identical..the protaganist just has to "follow their dream..."
There's no way Cruise will be a part of this. by LoneGun	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:50:07 PM
I'll believe it when I see it.
Top Gun 2 : Rise of the Silver Butt Plug by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:50:14 PM

ffs by RaveX	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:50:31 PM
I'm so not ready to have my breath taken away again...
If the story's come from a British tabloid by montimer	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:51:12 PM
It's almost certainly bullshit. Especially if it was published in the Daily (Hate) Mail.
Gayest. Movie. Ever. by OBSD	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:51:40 PM
Top Gun couldn't be gayer if it turned into a Tom Cruise Bukkake. Maybe that's the plan for Top Gun 2, just skip all that flying shit and just turn it into a gay porno.
Top Gun 2: The secret of the Goose by SpencerTrilby	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:51:43 PM
Seriously, nobody wants to see another half-assed action movie with Tom Cruise + no one wants to see a Top Gun sequel = Paramount hiring a geek favorite to butter us up. And it'll work, sadly.
Top Gun 2: Still Ridin That Tail! by blackmantis	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:52:28 PM

Top Gun for the NES by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:52:38 PM
Make a King of Kong-esque documentary about people trying to land the plane on the aircraft carrier.
Actually I think there was a Top Gun 2 for NES by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:53:05 PM
And Goonies II of course.
Top Gun - Guido's Revenge by JamesT	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:55:13 PM
I feel better now.
Top Gun II - 2 Fudge 2 Packing by DarkCouncilus	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:55:41 PM
What an audience~!
Samuel Fulmer by RaveX	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:56:50 PM
all you need is a power glove.
Yup, there was a Top Gun 2 on Nes by SpencerTrilby	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:57:22 PM
Never played it, actually. I almost lost my marbles finishing the first game (ALT: 200, SPEED 220 to land safely. I'll take that with me - to the grave!) so I gave up. Goonies 2 rocked, actually. I think the concept of video game sequels - aside from the obvious greedy aspect - works quite well. I would have preferred a badass Die Hard 4 on pS3 rather than the shitty Wiseman turd.
(sobs uncontrollably) by HoboCode	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:59:04 PM
WHY!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!! !
Pshaw... "...cocky new female pilot." by BlackBanana	Jul 22nd, 2008 12:59:38 PM
Which to Tom probably read "tranny in a flight-suit". I'd have more respect for Tom if he'd just go ahead and star in a remake of "Cruisin'". Come to think of it, wouldn't even have to be a remake, it could be a biopic with the same title and just as GAY.
25 years of Tom Cruise!!!!! by Conans Sword	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:03:02 PM
lol has anyone else seen the ads? they're everywhere, what an ego
YES YES YES FUCK YOU NERDS by Fat and Curious	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:03:59 PM
I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT AFTER THE DARK KNIGHT I'D NEVER HAVE ANOTHER MOVIE TO LOOK FORWARD TO, AND I GET THIS NEWS!!!!!! GET JIM CAMERON! NO CGI!! THANK YOU GOD!!!!
From the cash machine that brought you Riskier Business by ArcadianDS	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:04:03 PM
Seriously, this sounds a lot like a Harrison Ford "my movies suck now, so i'll cash some checks on a sure fire franchise" kind of move. If you needed further proof that Cruise is over and done with, it would be talk of a Top Gun sequel.
Supposed plot by JustThisGuy	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:06:42 PM
I think its worth noting to point out that the plot the Sun has printed is identical to the plot they were working on back in the late 80s early 90s. Whether that makes the rumour more or less likely is beyond me at this point. Although, I'm leaning towards less at this juncture.
Top Gun Part Deux by pokadoo	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:06:44 PM
with Topper Harley, Wall-Eye, Dead-Meat etc...
Quicksilver statue > 25 years of Tom Cruise. by Diagnostic	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:07:12 PM
Does any one really want one of those?
Top Gun: Afterburner by Gabba-UK	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:08:12 PM
not trying to be funny with a made up title. I guaran-fucking-tee you that will be what is called. Which is even more tragic and stupid than some off the ones made up here!!
I emailed this info in yesterday... by Pawprint	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:09:26 PM
Ho Hum.
That track needs to be on Guitar Hero!! by wowsah156	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:15:43 PM

Script Based on the Nintendo game by Forallthecowsff	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:18:36 PM
Top Gun 2: Impossible to land
Is it last week? Ya know, when this first broke. by WickedJester	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:18:52 PM

And Tom will be flying a spaceship in this movie. by WickedJester	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:19:28 PM

MAVERICK INDOCTRINATES A YOUNG GIRL by Mullah Omar	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:20:18 PM
...into the magic of Scientology. Then in five years, get ready for TOM-KAT, THE OPERA.
Top Gun 2 - Im Top, Your Bottom. by christophermoltosante	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:20:28 PM
just when he thought they couldnt ride him harder.
Tarantinos' Top Gun analysis by pokadoo	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:22:02 PM
http://tinyurl.com/62bzlg Classic scene from so-so 90's indie flick, Sleep With Me.
Shia Labeouf for his illegit pilot son! by Diagnostic	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:22:59 PM
When your restarting a franchise you need this.
wowsah156 by RaveX	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:25:00 PM
http://tinyurl.com/69ev68
Hail Xenu! by photoboy	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:25:03 PM
I don't think Cruise would be willing to appear in such a homoerotic story, he's not even holding on to any credibility with his "marriage" to Holmes, so doing such an openly gay film is going to be out of the question.
Legend 2 by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:29:28 PM
More Elf Cruise, and no new classic Goldsmith score to dump for Tangerine Dream.
I liked Top Gun. by eXcommunicated	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:34:41 PM
But a Top Gun 2 smacks of DTV.
I've seen Top Gun about 80 times and... by malamatijm	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:38:17 PM
I can't make up my mind whether this will be utter shit or utterly amazing. Its got the wankiest pitch I've heard in the 5 long weeks of listening to script girl, but its still A NEW TOP GUN FILM!!! Top Gun is definitely the most entertaining movie of all time and fuck all this gay talk; none of you watched this film when it originally came out and thought, 'I feel dirty 'cos I've watched a homo flick', you have to blame/thank Tarantino for that
Tom Cruies used to be a good actor by Larry of Arabia	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:41:52 PM
I think he still can be, but he's at that strange celebrity level and has so much screen presence that it makes people go "Hey, it's Tom Cruise" whenever he's on screen. Harrison Ford almost has that problem, James Earl Jones has it, John Wayne and latter day Brando as well. It happened even before the Oprah! jump, around the time of The Last Samuri. Collateral worked because people kept seeing Tom Cruise up there doing such un-Cruise-like things, and while a good perfomrance it was a little bit of Tom Cruis's Evil Twin. After that, he was always Tom Cruise on screen. He can be good again but he will always be "tom Cruise" or Tom Cruise in a hairpiece.
Holy shit, what a stupid idea. by Holeman	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:42:00 PM
Unless it stars Tom Cruise and features a bedraggled Kelly McGillis as a bitter bitch who wasted her youth on a young pilot, only to come home one day find him with a little Iceman up his ass, I can't really see this movie happening.
Top Gun 2 : My Ass Hurts Thinking About It. by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:44:35 PM

malamatijm by OBSD	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:44:39 PM
You're wrong. I saw this in the 80's when I was 14, and the whole time I kept asking my dad "Dad, are those guys gay?". "No.". Ten minutes pass "Dad, are you sure?" But all my friends loved it, so I thought I must have been crazy until I saw Sleep With Me, and I knew that if the guy who made Resovior Dogs and Pulp Fiction saw in that movie what I saw, then maybe I wasn't the one who was crazy after all.
Top Gun 2 : The Reach Around by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:45:32 PM

Top Gun 2: Ironic Subtitle by slugbat	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:45:53 PM
A female pilot? Haha as soon as Americans get word of such PC-mongering, this shit will be DOA. We don't want to see chick soldiers, chick presidents, or most other cases of feminist appeasing stuntcasts. And before you cultural marxists start whining, women won't really care to see it either.
Larry, by OBSD	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:47:35 PM
Tom Cruise was never a good actor. He was a popular movie star, but never a good actor. Please don't confuse the two. Sometimes an actor can be both a good actor and a popular movie star, but Tom Cruise never was and never will be one of those people.
Top Gun 2: Goose's Revenge by Jor-El23	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:48:15 PM

Top Gun 2: Social Engineering by slugbat	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:49:53 PM

Top Gun 2: Highway to the CGI Zone by slugbat	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:51:17 PM

"Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash." by Knuckleduster	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:51:32 PM
Best. Line. Ever.
Top Gun 2 : Hey, Not So Hard! by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 01:55:32 PM

Estelle Getty dead?? by skimn	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:02:54 PM
There goes Stop Or My Mother Will Shoot, Again.
A role made for Starbuck. by fiester	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:08:04 PM
Only she has the power to resist Xenu!
Top Gun II: Cruise Control Fastriouser Tokyo Driftstriouser by Ray Gamma	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:08:09 PM
you heard it here first
Does Kilmer watch this and sob into his ben & jerry's? by Alonzo Mosely	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:10:43 PM
That was a Val Kilmer is fat now joke... Oh, who am I kidding, I never looked as good as Kilmer did back then, although I probably look better than him now... If I suck my gut in really hard...
How about a Risky Business sequal? by fiester	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:10:48 PM
"Joel, Get off the babysitter" has an entirely different meaning now.
Well Tom Cruise is in desperate need of career resuscitation by TroutMaskReplicant	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:15:25 PM
Just look at those bloody ads popping up everywhere with him in the plane. Perhaps they're testing the waters. If people like the idea then they just might.
Brokeback Fighter Pilot by Abominable Snowcone	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:16:09 PM
That's all Top Gun ever was, with Kelly McGillis as cover. I have no problem with that, but that's what it was. Thrust between the legs and whatnot, dudes playing volleyball and spending an uncomfortable amount of time drinking and singing off-key together with their arms all over each other.
All black leather uniforms required by Abominable Snowcone	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:17:01 PM
Flames on the wings
Top Gun II: Suck My Gunny Sack by LaneMyersClassic	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:19:39 PM

Top Gun was already embarassing in '86 by SpencerTrilby	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:20:31 PM
the gay thing may be a revisionist attitude, but that beach volley scene was still hilariously bad, and remains to this day.
Why is this article in the contest section? by Bobo_Vision	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:21:25 PM

Top Gun II: Even More Raging Gay Tension by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:22:49 PM
Top Gun is hardcore gay.
Top Gun 2: You can be my Wingman by Phillyflopper	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:24:51 PM

Top Gun: Merlin's Revenge by Phillyflopper	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:25:25 PM

Top Gun II: The Reacharound by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:25:45 PM

My mom will love this... by screamster101	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:26:08 PM
I think my mom is the last Tom Cruise fan on the planet. God bless her for sticking to her guns. I however can't stand the idea that he was a fool for the past couple of years. Let's hope Tropic Thunder clears that couch jumping fool's image for the better.
Top Gun: Take My Jets Away by Phillyflopper	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:26:35 PM
Hmm...Maybe they'll do a cover of the song with Jessica Simpson or something. Ugh...They already did that! D'oh!!!
Top Gun II: Lord Xenu's Gay Cousin Tom by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:26:48 PM

Top Gun II: Power-Bottoms Of The Apocalypse by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:27:34 PM

Top Gun 2: The Need For Speed by Phillyflopper	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:27:58 PM
Fuck, I'm a brilliant sonuvadonut.
Top Gun Too: Son Of Maverick by Phillyflopper	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:28:56 PM

Top Gun II: West Side Story II: Full Blown AIDS by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:29:33 PM

Someone, make alley for Downey Jr by SpencerTrilby	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:31:00 PM
they put him everywhere these days
Top Gun II: Bottom Gun Bites The Pillow by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:31:28 PM

The list is long and distinguished by Darth Busey	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:32:14 PM
"So's my johnson."
QT's funny take on Top Gun by palpeedude	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:32:31 PM
Have you seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =JW9YutYlUHo
Top Gun II: Homo Rainbow Disco by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:35:01 PM
Soundtrack by Madonna, Marc Almond, George Michael, ABBA, Depeche Mode, The Pet Shop Boys, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, and the Village People.
Top Gun II: Katie Holmes Is My Beard by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:36:23 PM
Don't tell Xenu!
Top Gun II : Lift in My Shoe! by Dick Bahls	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:43:36 PM

QT's funny take on Top Gun by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:45:53 PM
Haha! Holy shit! I never saw that! That is dead on.
Top Gun 2 : Stop it, My ass is Bleeding! by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:46:30 PM

Top Gun 2: Battlefield Earth!! by ColloquiallyBorn	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:46:46 PM
Marverick is an instructor, he gets into the pants of the new hot shot lady pilot with his rendition of "You lost that loving feeling!" in a dirty bar with a bunch of young pilots, but she only has eyes for her 20 yrs older teacher; later she ejects her male co-pilot "Mongoose" in mid-turn killing him; Marverick's been there, done that, kill a goose before, he conforts her, screws her again. THey go to war with Iran, they win by shooting down the best of the best; Iran sends in a nuclear missile, Tom goes in and rams it, he explodes, he dies, he's remebered as a hero! She cries, she's pregnant, she's not married to him, she's not getting a dime, Tom's ex played by Kelly McGillis inherits the issurance money, ten years later we see the young female pilot, she's older, saggier, she calls out for Maverick, we see a child coming around the corner, he has a Fighter plane in his hands, fade out... There you have it... Top Gunn II: Battlefield Earth!
Top Gun II: Is It Gay If I Pretend He's A Girl? by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:47:58 PM

Top Gun II : Battlefield Ass! (ouch!) by Dick Bahls	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:50:30 PM

Shia LaBeef can be Maverick Jr. by Phillyflopper	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:57:38 PM
Just saying is all! :p
Top Gun 2: You've lost that loving feeling by Phillyflopper	Jul 22nd, 2008 02:58:41 PM
Err...I meant flaccid!
Enough of this Cruise Yada Yada Yada.... by moto	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:00:14 PM
It's getting old, isn't it? Prime example of how people will believe anything they read... namely the tabloids. There is no reason to believe Tom Cruise is gay. No more than any other major actor/actress out there. There's no reason to believe his marriage is a sham either. Except for reliance on the tabloids who make that shit up to sell magazines. Hell, there's more reason to believe that George Clooney is gay. Regardless, it's all ridiculous speculation and every time anyone spouts it, it's proof that such people have nothing better to do than speculate on someone they've never met, probably never seen, and rely only on what certain bogus media tells them. And as far as the homoerotic thing with Top Gun. Um, fellas, there's this demographic out there... you might have heard about them in between issues of comic books and Bruce Campbell book signings... women. Studios do everything they can to get as many demographics into those seats, so yeah, placing their stars in sweaty and shirtless situations (volleyball, locker room) offers up something for the ladies to watch. You think studios said, "We really want you to gay this up a bit." No... they say, "We need to bring in the pussy for this action flick too." So if you see nothing but homoeroticness (is that a word?) when you watch Top Gun, MAYBE you need to ask YOURSELF a few questions about YOUR sexuality. LOL Give me a break. The guy's a great actor who's in his first slump. His last notable film was arguably Magnolia or Vanilla Sky... oh, and Minority Report. He didn't have a bad run from 1983-2005 as far as box office success. Name anyone who's had that long of a success record in the industry, acting-wise. And as far as his religious beliefs? Who fucking cares. Most people know next to nothing about the Scientology practices other than what has been speculated in the media (the whole xenu, beings from another planet thing, etc.). Anyone could be deemed crazy, cult-like, or a Jesus freak if they had one snippet of them talking about their respective beliefs. It's old, it's stupid, and sadly enough it is reflective of our society's obsession with celebrity . We love to build up our idols and we crave to tear them down. Because, you know, we're all so perfect compared to them.
Top Gun 2: by santi01	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:05:15 PM
Maverick vs. Terminator
Also... by TroutMaskReplicant	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:06:35 PM
Did anyone hear how a British newspaper said Stephen Moffat refused to finish the second and third Tintin script in favour of Doctor Who. As it happens he didn't.
Here is where that story probobly came from... by Stuntman Joe	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:12:15 PM
This story is complete BS. The newspaper probobly got that from the IMDB Trivia section for Top Gun. In it, it says "A script for "Top Gun 2" was completed shortly after the release of the film, but it broke down in pre-production because 1) the military's technology had become updated and they didn't want camera crew anywhere near their new aircraft and 2) Cruise did not want a sequel and finally agreed to star in one for a very high amount that was deemed "unaffordable." The script followed the further adventures of Maverick as an instructor at the Top Gun academy, the twist being a cocky female reminiscent of himself joining the team."
TOP GUN 2: XENU BOOGALOO by turketron	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:12:53 PM
Maverick goes back in time to destroy Xenu's fleet before he can stack billions of humans around volcanoes and blow them up with hydrogen bombs! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!
In the UK, The Sun = National Enquirer. by V'Shael	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:17:25 PM
It's a rag.
TOP GUN RETURNS by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:17:27 PM
Get Bryan Singer to direct. Nothing but lingering butt shots of Cruise's Scientological ass, and fuck all action. Starring Brandon Routh.
Top Gun 2 : Men in Tights by Wheresmybike	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:18:45 PM
Seems fitting doesnt it? (tee hee)
Seriously, though... by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:19:59 PM
What a fucking dumb idea. It'll get made immediately, probably by Bay or fucking McG, starring a very desperate Tom Cruise trying his hardest to raise the tattered remains of his shattered career one last time. That said, put Megan Fox in the flight suit and I'm there with bells on. Also requires a nude scene with Eliza Dushku towel-whipping Megan's sweet, sweet ass.
So it's Maverick vs. Starbuck by zillabeast	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:21:19 PM
This is gonna be HAWT
moto by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:23:41 PM
Have you even WATCHED that volleyball scene? I'm a fairly staunch heterosexual myself, but in my limited experience of watching gay movies, that scene is as homoerotic as it gets. Sorry, it is. Figured that out WAY before that hackneyed Tarantino scene.
About god damn time! Screw Dark Knight by strosmer	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:27:59 PM
This will be the greatest sequel of all!
Top Gun II : Maverick Buzzes Iceman's Tower by Dick Bahls	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:29:11 PM

Re:Volleyball scene by skimn	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:31:01 PM
I haven't seen the flick in about 20 years so I don't remember the details, but, young men playing volleyball, shirtless, sweating, while the orange-hued setting sun illuminates their glistening torsos...yea, sounds pretty gay to me.
Damn you Kara Thrace!!! by darquelyte	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:32:50 PM
I blame Starbuck for this!
Pathetic by JackRabbitSlim	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:34:56 PM
Just out of curiosity, where are any blackbox commenters going to rip on the homophobia running fucking rampant in here? I'm a republican who doesn't support gay marriage and finds this board a fucking sham. Typical of this site - cant wait to whip out their racism/homophobia/misogyny at the slightest excuse.
You Know How We All Now Tom Cruise Is Gay? by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:38:05 PM
Because he had a fucking press conference to deny the allegations. That is someone who has some serious, serious issues with his sexuality and secrets to hide. Otherwise, he would just brush it off. I don't think I've ever seen ANY other actor in history hold a press conference to deflect allegations of homosexuality. EVER.
moto.. by OBSD	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:39:17 PM
No, you're wrong. Top Gun is the gayest movie ever made since My Beautiful Laundrette. Tom Cruise is not a "great actor", he's a popular movie star. There is a huge fucking difference. And if he's "so not gay", how come those rumors have been plauging him for over 20 years now? The only onther guy to have those rumors around him for that long was John Travolta and he's not gay, he just likes to make out with guys! Ask anyone who actually works in Hollywood and isn't a scientologist and they'll tell you: Tom Cruise is gay. Of any male celebrity that pre-out-of-the-closet Rosie O'Donnell could have pretended to have a crush on to prove she wasn't gay, it was Tom Cruise? Isn't that a bit telling? Oh, and Scientology isn't a real religion. It's a confidence operation disguised as a UFO cult. And any member of it or defender of it is either incredibly slow witted, (which explains why Clearwater, Florida is Scientolo-crazy), has an amazingly low sense of self esteem,or is completely bugfuck insane. Or all of the above.
JohnnyLawless by skimn	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:39:28 PM
Queefer Madness!! Is that a Son Of The Beach reference?? Loved that episode, how it got by the censors with all the queef references is beyond me.
Jackrabbit by OBSD	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:45:16 PM
Because when people are saying that Top Gun is gay, they aren't saying it's stupid, (although it is) they are saying that there are quite a few scenes in the film which seem pretty homo erotic. The vollyball scene is filled with oiled men touching each other. Val Kilmer's "biting" the air at Tom Cruise and the phrase "You can ride my tail!" seem like the kinds of things that men who are physically atracted to each other would do. Is it homophobic to point these things out or to deny their latent homor-eroticism?
Beck, Turns Out, Is Also A Scientologist by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:47:09 PM
Isn't that a bummer? He seemed like a cool guy, but it turns out he's a fucking retard. Great music, though. Well, you know, he used to make good music. MIDNIGHT VULTURES was his best, and his last good one. Everything after that has been AWFUL. I blame Lord Xenu.
homor=homo by OBSD	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:47:49 PM
but now all I can think of is Moe from the Simpsons yelling "I need a Homer-sexual!"
I Think JackRabbitSlim Must Be Gay by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:48:38 PM
How many times have you watched Top Gun? How many times did you come whilst watching it?
Don't blame Lord Xenu, by OBSD	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:49:16 PM
Praise him! Lord Xenu is the Lucifer of scientology, so we should support Xenu anbd all his mighty works!
JackRabbitSlim by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:53:57 PM
Calm down, dude. Just because people are cdalling TOP GUN out for the gay movie it is, doesn't mean they're ripping on the fact it's gay. It's just hilarious that, in retrospect, this extremely macho-on-the-surface movie turns out to be a veiled homoerotic epic. Hell, I love the movie. But you cannot deny the gayness in that film! I'd have though any gay guy on these talkbacks would LOVE the news of a TOP GUN 2! Don't deny them their pleasures... and ours! Just remember... MEGAN FOX FOR THE HOT YOUNG PILOT CHICK!!!
Top Gun II: The Return of the Jester by krullboyisback	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:54:45 PM
No longer "dead", Jester returns as a middle age mercernary working for Hugo Chavez. . . when Chavez decides to align with Cuba for a takeover of Colombia, maverick is called in to lead an eliet fighter unit to take on the Venezuelan-Cuban air armada. Starring Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, John C. Reilly, Billy Drago, and a very special appearance by Chuck Norris
Top Gun 2 : The "Back Door" Draft by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:55:03 PM

Top Gun II : The Quest for Piece of Male Ass by Dick Bahls	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:55:13 PM

Can anybody name an airplane movie that doesn't completely suck? by PumpyMcAss	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:55:32 PM
When I was a kid everybody had this on VHS. It bored the shit out of me then and still does to this day. Plus, if the bar is playing karaoke when you're there, you're guaranteed to find some 25-40 year old douche or gaggle of douches singing "We've lost that loving feeling." Thanks, piece of shit movie. You suck, and your sequel will have a Labor Day release date and make 44 million dollars world wide.
Top Gun II: Greedo Shot off First by Dick Bahls	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:56:12 PM

OBSD by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:56:22 PM
I'm not sure where you stand on all this, that last post was a little vague. What do you REALLY think? ;P
"Airplane" doesn't suck. by OBSD	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:57:05 PM
And stop calling me Shirley!
Tom's past movies by My Fridge is a Bomb Shelter	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:58:56 PM
When he look sback at some of the work he has done he has to cringe.
JackRabbit by skimn	Jul 22nd, 2008 03:59:04 PM
We're not saying it's a bad thing, it's just a gay thing..
Top Gun 2: We're Two Guys Fucking by JackSack	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:00:10 PM

You're shitting me. I'm gioing to file this away... by FlickaPoo	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:00:30 PM
...with the woman I know who swears she say a fairy in a hedge in Lambertville New Jersey. Just not very likely...
oops by My Fridge is a Bomb Shelter	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:00:47 PM
Looks back
Top Gun sucked, the 80s were terrible by Bean_	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:03:06 PM
I can't believe that music video. It's all sorts of shittiness!
Spud, let me clarify... by OBSD	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:03:29 PM
I love Top Gun! It's the bestest, most super-duper macho movie ever made without a trace of homoerotic overtones whatsovever! Tom cruise is a better actor than Lawrence Olivier! And he's not gay at all! Scientology is a perfectly reasonable religion that's not out to bleed it's members dry! My sarcasm meter is completely red-lining and I'm spining out of control! HELP!
Top Gun 2: Out of the Closet and Loving It! by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:07:20 PM

Top Gun 2 : Cocky Young Gun by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:08:12 PM

Top Gun 2 : The KY Chronicles by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:08:58 PM

Top Gun 2: I Want To Believe (I am not Gay) by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:11:40 PM

OBSD - This is how you do it... by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:15:43 PM
"I love Top Gun! It's the bestest, most super-duper macho movie ever made without a trace of homoerotic overtones whatsovever! Tom cruise is a better actor than Lawrence Olivier! And he's not gay at all! Scientology is a perfectly reasonable religion that's not out to bleed it's members dry! My sarcasm meter is completely red-lining and I'm spining out of control! HELP!" Simplicity itself, really. ;D
EVERYONE WAS GAY IN THE EIGHTIES by Ray Gamma	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:16:38 PM
And now that you have read this post, you are gay too. It's a scientifically testable fact.
No, THIS is how you do it... by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:16:43 PM
(sarcasm) "I love Top Gun! It's the bestest, most super-duper macho movie ever made without a trace of homoerotic overtones whatsovever! Tom cruise is a better actor than Lawrence Olivier! And he's not gay at all! Scientology is a perfectly reasonable religion that's not out to bleed it's members dry! My sarcasm meter is completely red-lining and I'm spining out of control! HELP!" (/sarcasm) Better fuckin' work this time...
TOP GUN RAPED MY CHILDHOOD! by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:17:25 PM
And I was a little curious, so I let it play round there a while...
About this gay thing... by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:18:35 PM
Technically, having a dude beat you off (if you are also a dude) is gay, right? But if a guy beats himself off, it's his hand- a guy's hand - doing the beating, right? Ergo, by that rationale, masturbation IS gay! Shit! WE ARE ALL GAY!!!
so the gay dude gets an edit button? by ArcadianDS	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:18:40 PM
Where's my edit button? Do I have to kiss a pee-pee to get an edit button?
MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:19:20 PM
MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX I feel better. Move along.
Top Gun 2 : The Prostate of Solace by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:25:22 PM

so many fake titles.. by FleshMachine	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:26:33 PM
still no funny ones.
"...cocky new female pilot." by Shan	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:29:03 PM
Like it or hate it, new Galactica has covered that ground enough for now, anything it missed I'm sure was pre-emptively swept up by Pensacola: Wings of Gold in this department.
Top Gun 2: Rise of L.Ron by darthvedder81	Jul 22nd, 2008 04:53:01 PM

Can't think of anything to say by kafka07	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:01:58 PM
except aw jeez, while rolling my eyes
So... its like that scene in Independence Day... by br1947	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:03:17 PM
F-14s (I guess F-22 Raptors now) vs giant Xenu mothership... all while singing "You've lost that loving feeling". ok...
Top gun 2: Flight of the FleshMachine by irrelevntelefant	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:05:00 PM

I hate to say it... but I'd rather see a total remake by br1947	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:11:32 PM
There might have been a call for a sequel somewhere around 1998... but since then alot has changed. We're past sequel time, more into remake time. They really need to lose Cruise entirely, he's too much of a liability give his recent nuttiness. I'd be more apt to watch it with a nobody staring rather than Cruise. Maybe they can make a sequel to ET now, at least then Drew Barrymore is a somewhat sane 'name' to bring in on it.
This Is Stolen Right From My Post On Perez Hilton by Media Messiah	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:13:09 PM
I specifically wrote that Tom Cruise should do a Top Gun sequel where he will now play a Top Gun instructor...along with various other details. I am pleased to know that Hollywood is out there listening to good ideas, but it is also interesing to know that they are still stealing ideas from others and not paying for them.
top gun was the bomb! by Mr_X	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:34:33 PM
that guitarists hairstyle in the video is tha awesome!. no need for a sequel its done. tom has moved onto other things. He just needs a fricking awesome blockbuster movie to get back on track and stop with the zenu bullshit a
IRON EAGLE IS TEH SHIZNIT!!! by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:42:25 PM
FAR superior to TOP GAY in every way. Including: Jason Gedrick > Tom Cruise. Styles from TEEN WOLF was the best mate, not Anthony fucking Edwards. The music was BETTER - why no Twisted Sister in TOP GUN? Shawnee Smith was in IRON EAGLE! There was the gratuitous use of ONE VISION by Queen in IRON EAGLE. Sidney J Furey > Tony Scott, except obviously in the film-making stakes. And the coup de grace: LOU GOSSETT JR > EVERYONE IN TOP GUN. THE MAN IS A BONA FIDE FUCKING LEGEND IN CINEMA HISTORY!!! THANKYAVEYMUH. I'm here all week.
he was never gay by Mr_X	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:47:04 PM
all the gays wanted him gay, but he never was. poor bloke. anyways. he needs a blockbuster or a "team movie" to get his cred back. an oceans 11 type thing with some other popular actors would work for him. or, a monster blockbuster. tom cruise = hal jordan = green lantern? i dunno.
Nobody's asking for this. by kungfuhustler84	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:50:44 PM

and screw 300 by kungfuhustler84	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:51:14 PM
Top Gun was easily the most homo-erotic movie I have ever seen.
REMAKE IRON EAGLE! NOW!! by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:55:37 PM
We need: Jason Gedrick in the Lou Gossett Jr role. Anyone except fucking Shia LeBarf in the kid pilot role. Shawnee Smith as the mom. Christian Slater as the shot-down-POW Dad. Set it in Iraq and give Sidney J Furie the reins again - SJF gotta eat! Seriously, though. TOP GUN has kitsch 80's value, but IRON EAGLE would definitely be remake material. Make it so! Oh, and Steelheart's "We All Die Young" on the soundtrack please. If it's good enough for Wahlberg in ROCK STAR, it's good enough for IRON EAGLE: REDUX.
TOP GUN II: ANUS OF XENU by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:57:43 PM

LIVE FREE OR IRON EAGLE by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 05:59:37 PM
Watch 300 or TOP GUN. Either way, you're curious, bi the way.
Why Do We Need A Tom Cruise Comeback? by Tipsy McStagger	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:02:18 PM
Is the public really clamoring for him to return? He needs to make more movies like Lions For Lambs and then go fuck himself.
TOP GUN II: ANUS OF XENU by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:03:19 PM
In this amazing second installment to the worlds gayest movie that isn't either a) gay porn or b) West Side Story, the power-tops at Power Top Gay Jet Academy penetrate the most dangerous anus of all... THE ANUS OF XENU!!! Thrill to the collective prolapse of the cosmic sphincter as Xenu sends his phalanx of space DC-10s to shoot hydrogen bombs into all the worlds volcanoes! Furrow your brow in confusion as the clearly homosexual Tom Cruise continues to pretend he's not gay as he swaps semen samples with his lover, Iceman!!! Run for the exits as various military recruiters try to sign you up for the Endless War!!! Run even faster when you run into the Village People and they want to give you a mustache n' chaps ride!!! JUST RUN!!! RUN AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT XENU TO PENETRATE YOUR ANUS!!! AIEEEEE!!!!
I Almost Forgot About 300 by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:05:20 PM
Clearly 300 is SUPERGAY, and is a contender for the top spot (get it?). but TOP GUN is just a little bit gayer. Its the "You can ride my tail anytime" thing that puts it over the top and grants us all a reacharound.
Nope, we need a Jason Gedrick comeback by spud mcspud	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:09:01 PM
He fucked Ally McBeal in a car wash in the series. That's, like, actor necrophilia. Oh, and IRON EAGLE > TOP GUN. That is all.
Bi Versatile Top Gun by YotzVonFrelnik	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:09:43 PM
I've never seen the original, so I don't know how smart or dumb it is to sequel this one. Probably ought to leave it.
What's The Movie With Lou Gossett Jr. by Tipsy McStagger	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:11:53 PM
As an alien?
Re: Media Messiah by Bobo_Vision	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:13:32 PM
Maybe you should sue them for 700 grand.
when girls squealed at volleyball... by crankyoldguy	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:18:55 PM
knew it would be big in theater. I saw it in a screening back in the day (like the name says, cranky and old and a guy). Buncha music/film industry people, then in come all these girls teen or college age, can't remember. And they love the volleyball, which was one of the worst scenes, meaningless in a meaningless film only redeemed by Kelly McGillis, so hot then, and her overbite mouth to be chewed on. Think lil' Katie can match that? that would be no. A sequel to so avoid. What's next, Risky Business, the next generation, Tom as the dad?
and Tipsy, the Gossett film was by crankyoldguy	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:21:16 PM
An Officer and a Gentleman, another piece of '80s your-date -made -you-see -it -- and you still loath it when it turns up on TV. Richard Gere was awful in everything, once he found out he was 'Richard Gere." He was pretty good in Yanks, though.
and the fact McGillis went lesbian, bi... by crankyoldguy	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:22:56 PM
doesn't change her pure f-me appeal in Top Gun. Okay done now. You may resume slamming this concept at Cruise control.
@ McStagger: ENEMY MINE by LaserPants	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:23:28 PM
Its actually a pretty good movie too.
Enemy Mine by Tipsy McStagger	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:24:49 PM
Yes, that's it. Wait, was Lou Gossett Jr. confirmed as an alien in An Officer And A Gentleman?
Also... by Tipsy McStagger	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:26:55 PM
I played a Top Gun slot machine over the weekend, and Cruise had not licensed his likeness to be used in it. Kind of weird, but McGillis, Kilmer and Edwards did. Not surprisingly, I might add.
ejaculation seat by Iowa Snot Client	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:40:06 PM
I too loled, and I never lol. Please, keep 'em coming; way more entertaining than the movie will be. Top Gun 2: The Top Gunnening.
uhh is this going to at least be a comedy? by zeroalias	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:40:35 PM
I smell another Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson vehicle. Kilmer and Cruise have to train both of them in the "art" of Air Force volleyball :D
Dude, no one mentioned Firefox yet? by Iowa Snot Client	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:44:38 PM
That was named after an airplane and it didn't [totally] suck. I mean the Clint Eastwood movie, not the browser.
I drink your manshake! by Iowa Snot Client	Jul 22nd, 2008 06:46:44 PM
I slurp it up! (Tom's Oscar clip)
lmao lazy writers by BurgerKing	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:06:58 PM
Hey Tom, your not working right? Great, well we have been writing this script for the last 15 years and we think it's finally ready, its provocative and original, all things a script taking this long should be. Ok, so YOUR the instructor (didnt see that coming did you?) And you have a new spunky wild pilot...WHOSE A GIRL. Whoa the original twists just keep coming!! when will theyy stop???
also the first movie sucked BALLS. literally. probably. by BurgerKing	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:07:35 PM

OBSD... by moto	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:09:53 PM
Well, that's your opinion as far as it being a "gay" movie and Cruise not being a "great actor". He was excellent in Rain Man, Color of Money, Born on the Fourth of July, Jerry Maguire, The Firm, A Few Good Men, and Magnolia. Nominated for an Oscar for three of those films. Your assessment that everyone in the industry knows he's gay is speculative. I've worked in the studio system for years and heard nothing of the sort. Most people in the industry that you'd know speculate just as much as the public so that's a mute argument. From the studio I worked in he's known for being a dedicated family man as well as one of the hardest working individuals in the business.
And regardless... this "news" came from The Sun by moto	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:12:37 PM
Enough said. It's BS. Cruise wouldn't attach himself to this crap and has always said he wouldn't. He once commented tongue in cheek that DAYS OF THUNDER was his Top Gun sequel.
I'd rather see a "The Color of Money" sequel by moto	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:18:38 PM
Would be a great gritty pic, directed by Scorsese, seeing where Vincent ended up just like we saw where Fast Eddie ended up after The Hustler. That'd be a warranted sequel... a great character study. And hell yeah, it'd be cool to see Shia as the next young pool hustler. I don't care what TBers say about Shia... he's a talented kid. I see Cruise's Vincent as a burnt out hustler past his prime who sees this kid playing pool with great skill. Wanting to capture his old glory days, he wants to take the kid under his wing only to use him to pay off some debt. But in the end, he sees himself in the kid and risks his neck in one final game.
sorry tipsy, my brain cramp mistake, but by crankyoldguy	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:22:52 PM
Gossett was indeed in Enemy MIne, which wasn't a great SF movie, but wasn't bad, either in a decade that also gave us the video game Last Starfighter (which did feature the definitely great Robert Preston).
YES! Please Make TP2! by grievenom	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:28:53 PM
I love Top Gun. One of my favorites. Tom has really fallen off the rails in recent years. Nothing like resurrecting a beloved character. I wish he'd leave the Scientology behind, but whatever. Bring Maverick back in a believeable way, and watch the career repair! Do it Tom!
I can't believe so few people noticed the alterations to my Dang by Kaitain	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:29:27 PM
Really, how blatant could it be? All the little military geeks just rattle on about how great the planes are. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =s2MeX45Kk6Q
I mean Please Make TG2! by grievenom	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:30:20 PM
Same comments apply.
At last... by Napoleon Park	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:30:25 PM
a new Kelly McGillis movie.
My Dang? by Kaitain	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:31:19 PM
Yeah, someone just touched my Dang. That was supposed to be "to my Danger Zone video".
And why by Kaitain	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:32:42 PM
Does this board always fuck up posted links by adding spaces? Is there some special trick? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =s2MeX45Kk6Q
Apparently not. by Kaitain	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:33:18 PM
Fine. I'll shut up now. Just remove the space after the v manually.
Batman 3 aka GOTHAM by samurai sark	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:37:11 PM
Summary - As Gotham creeps closer to the edge of chaos, her citizens must decide if they will fight to keep their home, or give in to despair. ACT I - After being hunted for one year, Batman has become a ruthless pessimist. Even those closest to him (Alfred, Fox, Gordon) fear his losing hope. His only achievement; a complex security system that allows the Batman to become 'Big Brother' to Gotham City. But a new criminal has discovered Batman's system, and is attempting to use his genius to crack the system and unlock the mystery of the Batman ACT II - Bruce Wayne is introduced to a beautiful foreign diplomat who hopes to encourage the wealthy and powerful to save their city. Bruce Wayne becomes intrigued by her motives, and sees his lost ideology in this mysterious woman. Meanwhile, his security system is being hacked, with the attacker(s) leaving strange riddles. A jewelry thief dressed as a cat says she wants to help Batman find this 'Riddler', but he doesn't trust her. ACT III - The Riddler unlocks the secrets of the Batman, sabotaging his entire operation. The Batman is forced to retreat to his shelter in the city. He captures the Riddler with the aid of Catwoman. The Riddler refuses to cooperate, but the Batman out-wits him, making him reveal the truth - The Riddler is working for the beautiful foreign diplomat. Batman confronts her and realizes she is the daughter of Ra's al Ghul, who has somehow restored his health and has returned to destroy both Batman and Gotham once and for all. Cast: Batman - Bale Catwoman - Scarlett Johannson Riddler - Hugo Weaving Talia al Ghul - Monica Bellucci Ra's al Ghul - Liam Neeson
Top Gun is almost as gay as the people who like it by EjkoUSC	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:38:37 PM
Gay.
Top Gun 2: The Need For Quickening by Kaitain	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:39:18 PM
It turns out that Maverick and Goose were both from the planet Zeist, and Mav can resurrect Goose by calling his name after shooting down a mig. Michael Ironside returns as "Jester" Katana, who wants to dismantle the shield over San Diego, or something.
Crispin Glover as The Riddler. by Uncle Stan	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:41:29 PM

The only way Top Gun 2 should be made by Anakin Whoopass	Jul 22nd, 2008 07:56:41 PM
is as an SNL skit, if Tom Cruise hosts
Top Gun 2: I Want To Believe by Turd Furgeson	Jul 22nd, 2008 08:37:00 PM
That this movie WON'T happen..
i mean, this does not have a shot by dr sauch	Jul 22nd, 2008 08:38:31 PM
at all.
It's not April Fools. What gives? by depalma25	Jul 22nd, 2008 09:00:51 PM
A cocky female pilot? There are no combat women fighter pilots. They run bombing missions and that's about it. Top Gun is a school, so i guess it's believable, but how freakin' corny.
TOP GUN 2: MAVERICK'S GENITALS by g-ride9000	Jul 22nd, 2008 09:00:56 PM

TOP GUN 2: HIGH FIVES KICK BACK by palooka_boy	Jul 22nd, 2008 09:34:10 PM

I fucking LOVE title threads! by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jul 22nd, 2008 09:43:47 PM
yeah!
pondscum do you even have a life? by theredtoad	Jul 22nd, 2008 09:58:27 PM

Top Gun 2: The Plants Will Kill You by Drop Zone	Jul 22nd, 2008 10:01:17 PM

Top Gun 2: Take a Ride Into My Danger Zone by Kaitain	Jul 22nd, 2008 10:07:26 PM

Cocky female? by Project424	Jul 22nd, 2008 10:16:53 PM
Why is this a fad? I don't want women saving the world, especially a 110lbs. anorexic model. If you're going to sell me this shero bullshit, at least give me a woman who looks like she has a pair!
Top Gun 2: For The Love of Xenu by Dr Gregory House	Jul 22nd, 2008 10:38:39 PM
to be filmed under the working title...'Katie Gets Her Gun'
Risky Business 2 by Dr Gregory House	Jul 22nd, 2008 10:40:09 PM
The hooker is now a grandma
Top Gun 2: There is only ONE Goose by Dr Gregory House	Jul 22nd, 2008 10:41:59 PM
and he was in Mad Max, godammit
Did Kelly Mcgillis really go lezbo? by BigTuna	Jul 22nd, 2008 10:55:33 PM
She was raped when she was young, maybe it turned her against men? She did an Australian film a few years ago, The Monkey's Mask, or something like that in which she did a ton of lezbo scenes and was naked a lot. makes sense.
TOTAL FANTASY-HERE'S WHY by Babba-Booey	Jul 22nd, 2008 11:16:23 PM
The new TOP GUNS are a bunch of button jockeys that commute from Las Vegas to Creech Air Force Base near Tonopah every day. They sit at a computer with a joystick and pilot remote controlled aircraft in Afghanistan. The story they're going to tell though is that Mav's a retired tomcat pilot that's runnin' turns between Burbank and Las Vegas. Miserable, divorced, and into the kinky Vegas sex scene, he wishes he could have his old life back. Meanwhile his daughter (Katie Holmes) has been trying to get him to come out to Nellis for an air show where she's going to demo the new JSF-- she crashs n' burns, but ejects safely. The two reconcile, join Scientology and lives happily ever after in Xenu's loving embrace. God I need to stop huffing paint thinner before I get on talkback.
Top Gun 2: Playing with the Boys Again by Xiphos_2	Jul 22nd, 2008 11:16:58 PM
This movie will succede or fail on what ever long, slow, lingering, sweaty shot of the boys playing some sort of sport. I nominate Lawn darts as the sport and I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt as the song for this updated crapfest. Of course Mavs gay, besides being played by Tom Cruise, It's about people in the Navy so they are at least Bi-Curious at the very least.
Riskier Business by Mopak	Jul 23rd, 2008 12:23:17 AM
Bring back Joel, who is married to Lana, and they have a son named Ralph who is trying to get into an Ivy League school...and guess who Lana runs into at the supermarket: Guido the Killer Pimp. Also featuring cameos by Curtis Armstrong and Bronson Pinchot.
already seen TG sequel with female pilot by the milf lover	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:05:27 AM
It was called Stealth, with Jessica Biel. ...sweet sweet Jessica Biel.
Top Gun 2010: The Year We Make Contact by joe90025	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:19:41 AM

Won't be worth shit unless by boost0	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:33:23 AM
There is a cutaway where Val Kilmer chomps his teeth.
Top Gun 2: The Iceman Cometh by K3nn3th	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:36:55 AM

Top Gun 2: Revenge of The Goose!! by K3nn3th	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:37:48 AM

Top Gun 2: Sexual Justice by That 70s Venom	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:40:31 AM

Top Gun 2: Tom Gives Katie A Dirty Sanchez by That 70s Venom	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:41:24 AM

Bobo_Vision by Media Messiah	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:08:28 AM
They are now saying that the story is bogus on Access Hollywood but whoever put the story out there, perhaps a trail balloon or simple gossip lifted it from what I wrote on Perez Hilton. As you may or may not know Bobo, you can't copyright an idea. I only hatched the idea to help Tom Cruise fix his career...but whoever came up with the hotshot female pilot bit is an idiot...as it sounds like a forced Political Correct version of the original movie.
This needs Michael Bay!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:27:43 AM
Give it to Bay, then this will be MOVIE GOLD!!! I HEART Michae l Bay
Media Messiah by Alonzo Mosely	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:28:33 AM
As has already been pointed out. An almost identical concept was frigging pitched to Tom Cruise while the original Top Gun was still showing. So what is the more likely idea (a) That the story is based on the pitch that was reported back in the 80s and is well known in Hollywood or (b) your post on some gossip blog? Hint the answer is (a). If you need further help, you only have to ask Script Girl...
This also needs Megan fucking Fox!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:42:05 AM
= MOVIE SUPERGOLD!!!
This definitely needs the F-22 Raptor!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:42:58 AM
= MOVIE ULTRAGOLD!!!
Alonzo Mosely by Media Messiah	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:14:24 AM
Well, Alonzo...if you are correct, I'll take your word for it, but this seems timely considering I placed my post within the last two months.
Top Gun 2: Goose In The Machine by drompter	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:25:19 AM

Fucking with kids' minds by Mr Gorilla	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:54:11 AM
Dammit thank god we don't have blockbusters like that any more. Talking about War Porn; glorifying jets my having big haired dorks playing guitar on their wings. It would be funny if it wasn't so terrifying. Tom Cruise was just a kid at the time and has since made amends with the likes of Lions for Lambs etc. But Bruckheimer and Tony Scott should forever be ashamed of themselves. They should withdraw this film Kubrick-style. Looking at the first clip now, I can well see why the more intelligent filmmakers of the 70s were choking on their cornflakes. SHI-I-I-IT!
"You can ride my tail anytime!" by Prossor	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:55:25 AM
"you can ride MINE!" and thus is the gayest exchange ever in this movie ender.
TOP GUN 2: ICE ICE BABY by spud mcspud	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:59:06 AM
In which a gangsta rap mogul hangs Val Kilmer out a building by his ankles 'til he signs a form releasing all his future royalties to the mogul. But kilmer's too fat, and he gets dropped.
TOP GUN 2: ICE ICE BABY by spud mcspud	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:59:08 AM
In which a gangsta rap mogul hangs Val Kilmer out a building by his ankles 'til he signs a form releasing all his future royalties to the mogul. But Kilmer's too fat, and he gets dropped.
Mr Gorilla - War Porn by spud mcspud	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:09:29 AM
But we do still have shit like that. Remember ARMAGEDDON? PEARL HARBOR? BAD BOYS II? TRANSFORMERS? Yep, take a bow, new Master of the War Porn Movie, Sir Michael "Fucked the Fox" Bay. This man is doing almost as much to fuck up American foreign policy and the way the US is viewed outside the country as Dubya. (This was brought to you in association with Tongue-In-Cheek productions. In the name of the Cruise, PLEASE don't let this talkback get political!)
Stop! Or My Mom Will Die! by ChiefRoberts	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:11:31 AM
No, but seriously I loved Estelle Getty in Mannequin and the Golden Girls, great lady will be missed. My old boss used to love Top Gun until he heard about it's raging homosexual following now he doesn't even acknowledge it exists! Hilarious stuff! He knows who he is! ; )
Prossor by spud mcspud	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:12:30 AM
Commonly misquoted, this line is. Actually it's : ICEMAN - "You are still dangerous. You can be my wingman any time!" MAVERICK - "Bullshit. You can be mine!" My hetero credentials are dissolving into the ether even as I type this...
Michael Bay by spud mcspud	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:14:25 AM
The more I think about it, the more gay ARMAGEDDO actually is. That's going to be the movie the gay community acknowledges is their favourite 90s action movie, like 10 years from now :D
Top Gun 2: Scientology Air Battles by geodesigns	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:33:39 AM

Top Gun 2: Don't Watch This by deanbarry	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:40:11 AM
No more please Mr.Cruise. Don't do it. Please. Unless, of course, it focuses on Michael Ironside whooping your ass. Then i'm there.
Cruise can be a good actor... by TheManBehindTheMask	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:58:15 AM
...when he really want to. I found him amazing in "Born a 4th of July". I can't wait to see him older (but when???) and drop the all action packed movies and show more respect to his talent. He had done enough movies where his great Strength of persuasion created the illusion of a great performance but was not.
I actually saw this in The Sun by Be_a_zed	Jul 23rd, 2008 06:10:12 AM
It is virtually a word for word direct lift from the Trivia section for Top Gun on IMDB. I would bet my life, my house everything I own that this BS.
TOP GUN 2: IT'S RAINING WINGMEN by BringingSexyBack	Jul 23rd, 2008 06:15:27 AM
Hallelujah!
Debunked by MSNBC by maddox	Jul 23rd, 2008 07:46:47 AM
...you know, the television/net version of The Sun.
Top Gun 2: Bottoms Up by stultified	Jul 23rd, 2008 08:03:36 AM

Top Gun 2: TomKat Down by stultified	Jul 23rd, 2008 08:05:43 AM

by dioxholster	Jul 23rd, 2008 08:31:34 AM

i like War Porn! by dioxholster	Jul 23rd, 2008 08:35:51 AM
theres nothing wrong with showing war as exciting and glorifying it to the max. War, my friends, is the single most impressive human achievement ever. its the accumulation of all human knowledge mixed with instincts. we should be proud.
Top Gun 2: Even Gayer! by Durendal	Jul 23rd, 2008 08:45:00 AM

Top Gun II : Hershey Highway To The Danger Zone by skimn	Jul 23rd, 2008 09:14:10 AM
C'mon, that was a no brainer.
TOP GUN 2: DO ASK, DO TELL by BringingSexyBack	Jul 23rd, 2008 09:53:06 AM
That's how you get ass.
I might believe Val Kilmer in the sequel... by Bill Clay	Jul 23rd, 2008 09:56:05 AM
I could see The Iceman as the tight-ass flight instructor. Kilmer's probably hungry enough to do it. But I don't think Cruise is that desperate, yet.
TOP GUN 2: BUKKAKE VOLLEYBALL by BringingSexyBack	Jul 23rd, 2008 10:04:27 AM
Don't ask!
Top Gun 2: Weapons Of Ass Destruction by drompter	Jul 23rd, 2008 10:11:42 AM

Sorry ladies... by Lou Stools	Jul 23rd, 2008 10:30:50 AM
...but Top Gun doesn't come close to being the gayest movie ever. That dubious distinction belongs to Fight Club.
TOP GUN 2 : TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION by Motoko Kusanagi	Jul 23rd, 2008 10:50:16 AM
My favorite title, if ya ask me.
WHo by Embeedeuce	Jul 23rd, 2008 11:01:07 AM

they need to do it like the UNDISPUTED series by Spandau Belly	Jul 23rd, 2008 11:01:21 AM
where each time the cocky student from the previous one becomes the strack instructor the next time. And yeah, go with Katie Holmes for this one. She was awesome in The Dark Knight, the way she looked like Maggie Gyllenhall and all was really impressive. And we need Scott Adkins as the new Ice Man!
Who is more excited? by Embeedeuce	Jul 23rd, 2008 11:01:40 AM
Harold Faltermeyer or Terri Nunn?
Sackhoff !!!!! by pumaman	Jul 23rd, 2008 11:11:28 AM
she's the best star pilot in the galaxy
Cast Louis Gosset Jr.... by The Eskimo	Jul 23rd, 2008 11:55:53 AM
and I'm in!
Actually... by The Eskimo	Jul 23rd, 2008 11:58:11 AM
I'm going to be in the minority here and say that this is not a horrible idea for a remake. It's been long enough for this movie to have skipped and entire generation...and despite the eighties required haminess of the first one, it had some pretty memorable moments and a good story.
Except... by The Eskimo	Jul 23rd, 2008 11:59:33 AM
Get rid of the Tom Cruise as instructor to female pilot plot line. THAT IS A HORRIBLE IDEA! Just do a straight remake, with new actors.
Actors in my remake: by The Eskimo	Jul 23rd, 2008 12:03:24 PM
Christian Bale plays Mavrick / Seth Rogen plays Goose / Scarlett J. plays the love interest. Then the title can be TOP GUN 2: YET ANOTHER MOVIE THAT FEATURES THESE ACTORS-ALOO.
All I want to know is... by SadCadillac	Jul 23rd, 2008 12:05:23 PM
Will Tom Cruise be running in the film? Because if he is, I AM SO THERE!
No, SadCadillac by moviemaniac-7	Jul 23rd, 2008 12:39:30 PM

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